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Two Surgeons by Damian Trasler & Steve Clark
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTen-minute comedy sketch.
SynopsisTwo surgeons converse while performing an operation. Cue a string of dreadful medical jokes!
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The Uncomfortable Announcer by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short two-handed sketch, with a minimal set.
SynopsisA hardware store decides to increase its sales figures, with some new in-store announcements... which seem to have a certain amount of innuendo.
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The Vacuuming Sketch by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. Minimal set with vacuum cleaner.
SynopsisAn allegorical comedy sketch where the genders have been reversed to make it more metaphorical... (So much so that a voiceover anounces the fact at the start!)
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Van Rental by Hilary Mackelden
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTwo-handed comedy sketch, with the two parties at either end of a telephone line.
SynopsisAn undertaker has a transport problem, but renting a van to get the coffin to the crematorium is proving harder than he expected. Curse those bureaucratic types!
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A Ventriloquist's Tale by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Whilst this is presented as a monologue, it could also be performed by three people, playing narrator, ventriloquist and psychiatrist.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comedy monologue (no set or props required).
SynopsisA Ventriloquist who fears he's being controlled by his dummy seeks professional help and gets some straight talking.
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The Way To A Man's Heart by David Weir
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 27 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short one act comedy for two actors. Some strong language.
SynopsisFollowing a frosty breakup, Ellie and Andrew meet to divide their possessions. Among them - a winning lottery ticket.
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We Have To Talk by Don Lowry
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 6. No chorus. If the three scenes were to be played separately, the three couples could be played by the same pair of actors with changes of costume and style.
Run TimeAround 12 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort play comprising three short sketches on one theme. Written to be played continuously, but the three could be spaced out through an evening of short pieces. No set, so could be played front-of-curtain.
SynopsisThree relationships have reached the point where the couples need to talk. It's curtains for two pairs, but the third might just make it... even if it's for the strangest of reasons.
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Where Babies Come From by Tony Domaille
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The characters are played by people older than the stated age.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch
SynopsisTwo children, seven and seven and three quarters, discuss the big mystery of where babies come from.
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The Woofer and The Flagger by Ethan Bortman
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 13 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy with a single (market stall) setting.
SynopsisTourist, Larry comes across a simple market stall offering a free massage with purchases of bottles and sprays of various herbal products. As Maggie starts his massage he learns about her unconventional lifestyle.
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You Will Go No More A-Haunting by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 4. No chorus. Whilst the main characters are written 1M, 1F, the author would be happy if St. Gladys (the patron saint of bureaucrats) underwent gender reassignment. The two guards are non-speaking and only make a brief appearance. They are optional!
Run TimeAround 12 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch, of puns and strange ideas about the afterlife. Single office set. Contains mild swearing.
SynopsisSir Thomas Pickington has been happily haunting the same spot for 500 years, but now he's up against the new HSE - the Haunting Safety Executive, and they have some different ideas about how he should be doing his haunting.
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