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Scripts 101 to 110 of 114
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Thesaurians by Graham Jones
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 1 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA very short comedy sketch of words set in an office.
SynopsisAn interviewer attempts to conduct an interview with a candidate who appears to have swallowed a Thesaurus.
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Tommy's Burglar by Rob Burbidge
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. One adult and one child. Both characters are written as male, but the child could easily be changed to female.
Run TimeAround 12 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA very short play for two actors (based on a short story by O. Henry).
SynopsisTommy is a sweet child, doomed to be in a story where he interrupts a burglar about his nefarious business and inevitably sets back on the road to righteousness. The burglar for his part, is disgruntled about endlessly burgling houses at the whim of the narrator only to be redirected by a succession of sickly sweet kids. A knowing comic sketch.
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The Traffic Warden by TLC Creative
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch with no requirements for props or set (although could easily use a desk and a couple of chairs).
SynopsisA candidate attends an interview for the role of Traffic Warden and is introduced to some details of the package on offer.
A sketch from the 'Bright and Shiny Radio Show' collection
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Transplants by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. George and Wally are written male, but need not be.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. No set requirements.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisAn absurd look at the world of medical advances.
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The Trophy by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Two mature gentlemen.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. No set. (In theory, the protagonists are looking at a notice board, but this need not be physical.)
From the Laughter Lines collection.
SynopsisA championship bowls match is in prospect, but what's coming to the winner?
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Two Authors by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short two-handed comedy sketch.
SynopsisTwo authors meet and attempt to outdo one another with tales of their success.
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Two Cops by tlc Creative
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Fixed number, flexible gender!
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy skit with no set or prop requirements - therefore suitable for performing front-of-curtain to cover a scene change during a sketch show.
SynopsisTwo police officers meet and indulge in a sort of bragging contest for who has the funniest police stories.
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Two Farmers by Damian Trasler & David Lovesy
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RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Both characters are farmers, hence the title. (Could be male or female.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch with no set and no props (give or take an implicit farm gate!)
SynopsisTwo farmers converse! A thinly disguised string of dreadful farmyard-related jokes!
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Two Surgeons by Damian Trasler & Steve Clark
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTen-minute comedy sketch.
SynopsisTwo surgeons converse while performing an operation. Cue a string of dreadful medical jokes!
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A Ventriloquist's Tale by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Whilst this is presented as a monologue, it could also be performed by three people, playing narrator, ventriloquist and psychiatrist.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comedy monologue (no set or props required).
SynopsisA Ventriloquist who fears he's being controlled by his dummy seeks professional help and gets some straight talking.
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