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The Accident by Herb Hasler	Click here to read the script or Click here for more details. Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 8. Minimum total without doubling = 8. No chorus. Run Time Around 15 minutes. [Estimated!] Music None. Style A play within a play with no props or set (that being close to the point). Contains very minor bad language. Synopsis A small theatre company is preparing for opening night of their friend's original play when an accident prevents the truck carrying costumes and props from arriving. Determined to salvage the production, the actors stage the play using other actors and their stagehands as scenery... Price Please click on the Price Link to find the cost.
All the President's Turds by Bernard Scahill	Click here to read the script or Click here for more details. Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 8. Minimum total without doubling = 12. No chorus. Whilst most of the characters are written male, adjustment would be easy. There are nominally five reporters in the Whitehouse press corps, but their lines could easily be combined. Run Time Around 15 minutes. [Estimated!] Music None. Style Fifteen minute comedy play - a parody of war-mongering and political coalition building. Synopsis The President of the USA needs a distraction as he comes up for re-election, so he 'finds' a new Al-Quaeda base, but he needs a coalition to lead. Bob and Jay can only find one country to go along with it - the newly formed Turdistan. Price Please click on the Price Link to find the cost.
Baboushka by Peter Bond	Click here to read the script or Click here for more details. Roles Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 7. Minimum total without doubling = 9. No chorus. Whilst there is no formal requirement for a chorus, there are options for attendants for the Wise Men, and a choir. Run Time Around 12 minutes. [Estimated!] Music There are places for a couple of carols during the performance. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. Style Short, charming dramatisation of the Russian Christmastide folk tale. Synopsis Baboushka welcomes the Three Wise Men into her spotless home as they pause overnight on their journey to Bethlehem. She is too busy cleaning her house to accompany them as they follow the star and subsequently spends the rest of her life searching for the Christ child. Price Please click on the Price Link to find the cost.
A Christmas Carol - The Real Story by Colin Calvert	Click here to read the script or Click here for more details. Roles Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 9. No chorus. Two characters required for performance as a simple duologue, a further 7 (nominally 5F, 2M) required if the action is staged. Run Time Around 10 minutes. [Estimated!] Music None. Style Essentially a duologue which could either be done without additional actors, (as an after-dinner piece) or be staged as a narrated mime. Minimal staging requirements. Makes no attempt to be 'politically correct'! Synopsis Two narrators tell the story of a modern day Scrooge who's having the wool pulled over his eyes by dishonest Bob Cratchit and his gang of cronies. Price Please click on the Price Link to find the cost.
The Crime Done in Rhyme by tlc Creative	Click here to read the script or Click here for more details. Roles Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 4. Minimum total without doubling = 9. No chorus. Run Time Around 8 minutes. [Estimated!] Music None. Style Rhyming skit (parody of Dr. Seuss) no set requirements, a few common props. Synopsis There's been murder afoot, but who can have done it? If there's a prize for rhymed mystery, this one has won it! The victim's a cat, but much more than that, He's a cat that has often been seen in a hat. A detective is called and a Mistress is found, (while the corpse of the cat is left there on the ground). It's funny, irreverent and won't take much time, and the best of it is, every line is in rhyme! Price Please click on the Price Link to find the cost.
A Frog Too Far by Nicholas Richards	Click here to read the script or Click here for more details. Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 8. Minimum total without doubling = 11. No chorus. Characters are a mixture of adults and children. Could be played by the same, or by a company of either. Run Time Around 20 minutes. [Estimated!] Music None. Style Short comedy play set in a classroom - represented by the teacher's chair and her story book. Synopsis Miss Primrose tries to tell her class their daily story - a tale of princess meets frog - with the aid of a small troupe of mimes. The children, shall we say, have bright enquiring minds... Price Please click on the Price Link to find the cost.
Great Moments in History, Number 1 by Jack Burgess	Click here to read the script or Click here for more details. Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 7. Minimum total without doubling = 8. No chorus. Run Time Around 6 minutes. [Estimated!] Music None. Style Historical skit in three short scenes. (Part of the Acting Funny collection of sketches.) Synopsis The Norman Conquest. Up-to-the-minute news reports from the Battle of Hastings, using state-of-the-art news-gathering tapestry... Price Please click on the Price Link to find the cost.
Great Moments in History, Number 3 by Jack Burgess	Click here to read the script or Click here for more details. Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 4. Minimum total without doubling = 10. Chorus. Run Time Around 10 minutes. [Estimated!] Music Script includes a parody of the title song from Oklahoma. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. Style Musical skit, parodying the creative process! (Part of the Acting Funny collection of sketches.) Synopsis The Rogers and Frankenstein Story! Richard Rogers and his collaborator, Oscar Frankenstein III, ponder the creation of a new Broadway musical, whilst eating pizza. Price Please click on the Price Link to find the cost.
Language Lessons by Nicholas Richards	Click here to read the script or Click here for more details. Roles Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 4. Minimum total without doubling = 23. No chorus. There are two consistent characters throughout (plus an offstage voice). The rest are brought on for each 'lesson' so the 'Englishman' could be played by a different character in each scene (and need not be male). Run Time Around 18 minutes. [Estimated!] Music None. Style Prologue and eleven short comedy skits with no requirements for set. Could be done as written (one continuous performance) or could be split across a sketch show as a running gag. (Contains caricatures, silly accents and foreign words!) Synopsis Polly and Glott present an informative (and amusing) look into the necessity for having some skill with a foreign tongue. Price Please click on the Price Link to find the cost.
Nelson's Driving Test by tlc Creative	Click here to read the script or Click here for more details. Roles Minimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 5. Minimum total without doubling = 8. No chorus. Run Time Around 15 minutes. [Estimated!] Music None. Style Comedy sketch, with verbal and visual gags and anachronisms. Single set (can be very simple). Synopsis A young Horatio Nelson prepares to take his Naval Captaincy Proficiency Test in front of an eager TV crew. Price Please click on the Price Link to find the cost. Feedback Click here to find out what other customers said about this script.

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