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Two Authors by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short two-handed comedy sketch.
SynopsisTwo authors meet and attempt to outdo one another with tales of their success.
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Two Barmen by Damian Trasler & David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 5. No chorus. The barmen are written male (as you might expect). The third characters is a duck. There are also two disembodied voices.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch, set in a bar (which can be a minimal set or as elaborate as you can justify for a four-minute piece).
SynopsisYou know the one where two men walk into a bar? Well, turns out it was this bar, where every baroom joke you've ever heard took place, along with quite a few you haven't heard.
A duck walks into a bar and says 'Have you got any bread?'...
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Two Cops by tlc Creative
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Fixed number, flexible gender!
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy skit with no set or prop requirements - therefore suitable for performing front-of-curtain to cover a scene change during a sketch show.
SynopsisTwo police officers meet and indulge in a sort of bragging contest for who has the funniest police stories.
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Two Farmers by Damian Trasler & David Lovesy
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RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Both characters are farmers, hence the title. (Could be male or female.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch with no set and no props (give or take an implicit farm gate!)
SynopsisTwo farmers converse! A thinly disguised string of dreadful farmyard-related jokes!
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The Two Igors by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 5. Minimum total without doubling = 5. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch for five performers.
SynopsisOn the verge of creating new life, Doctor Frankenstein has to face complaints from his hunchbacked assistant.
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The Uncomfortable Announcer by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short two-handed sketch, with a minimal set.
SynopsisA hardware store decides to increase its sales figures, with some new in-store announcements... which seem to have a certain amount of innuendo.
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The Ups and Downs of Father Jack by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. These are pantomime characters, so Jack could very well be played as a pantomime Principal Boy (so by a girl). The baby is nominally male.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch.
From the Laughter Lines collection.
SynopsisJack comes down the beanstalk again, and discovers that there have been some changes at home...
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The Vacuuming Sketch by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. Minimal set with vacuum cleaner.
SynopsisAn allegorical comedy sketch where the genders have been reversed to make it more metaphorical... (So much so that a voiceover anounces the fact at the start!)
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Van Rental by Hilary Mackelden
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTwo-handed comedy sketch, with the two parties at either end of a telephone line.
SynopsisAn undertaker has a transport problem, but renting a van to get the coffin to the crematorium is proving harder than he expected. Curse those bureaucratic types!
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A Ventriloquist's Tale by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Whilst this is presented as a monologue, it could also be performed by three people, playing narrator, ventriloquist and psychiatrist.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comedy monologue (no set or props required).
SynopsisA Ventriloquist who fears he's being controlled by his dummy seeks professional help and gets some straight talking.
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