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'Where the Brass Bands Play' by Geoff Bamber - additional information.

'Where the Brass Bands Play' by Geoff Bamber
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Period and Geography
Location: England. Time Period: Now
Settings and Set Complexity
Number of Sets: 1
Setting: Living Room and Dining Room
Set Requirements: Backdrops/simple flats and Practical Doors/Windows
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Swearing rate: less than 1 known rude word per thousand.
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Sexual swearwords
Mild swearwords
Potential blasphemy
Sexual slurs
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Full length farce. Single interior set (with inevitable French window and sundry places to hide). Warning - contains entendres, some of them twice.
Simeon Gandalf, one-time thespian, now theatrical agent, settles into Mrs Esme Golightly's Seaview Guest House, keen to develop the career of his young protégée, Louise Laverne. Despite Simeon's allegedly innocent intentions towards Louise, the last things he needs are the arrivals in quick succession of his long-estranged fifth wife, seeking a divorce and his long-term mistress, keen to be made into an honest woman. It's just as well that Simeon's solicitor is on hand to dig him out of the hole he is digging for himself. Also present, but wishing they weren't, are a hapless burglar and a member of the local constabulary. Will Mrs Golightly's no hanky-panky policy hold up and is there really a contract killer on Simeon's trail?


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