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'Blond' by Rob Wellington - songs and additional information.

'Blond' by Rob Wellington
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The following songs form part of the script. Scores are supplied with the Producer's Copy of the script.
Scores for the following songs are supplied with the Producer's Copy of the script.
Song #SongSample
1Ruler Of The World (Rob Wellington)
2Jackson Bligh Detective Agency (Rob Wellington)Sample from the Rehearsal CD
3Does it Matter? (Music: Rob Wellington, Will Guthrie & Cathie Neil. Lyrics: Rob Wellington)
4Ruler Of The World - First Reprise (Rob Wellington)
5A Whole Lot Worse! (Rob Wellington)Sample from the Rehearsal CD
6Coffee Or Booze? (Rob Wellington)Sample from the Rehearsal CD
7A Whole Lot Worse! - First Reprise (Rob Wellington)
8I Cannot Say My Ars (Rob Wellington)
9I Can Say My Ars (Rob Wellington)
10A Whole Lot Worse! - Second Reprise (Rob Wellington)
11Ruler Of The World - Second Reprise (Rob Wellington)
12Jackson Bligh Detective Agency - Reprise (Rob Wellington)
13Ruler Of The World - Finale (Rob Wellington)
Period and Geography
Locations: Wales, Scotland and Great Britain. Time Period: Now
Settings and Set Complexity
Number of Sets: 1
Setting: Office and 'Other Location'
Set Requirements: Backdrops/simple flats
The script includes characters in the following age range(s):
Unspecified ages
 Language Advisory:Help
Swearing rate: less than 1 known rude word per thousand.
We have identified the following types of language in the text:
Mild swearwords
Potential blasphemy
In addition to the text, the "Producer's Copy" of the Script includes the following:
A list of the required properties
Piano and vocal scores for all of the songs (these should be listed above)
A synopsis of the plot
A list of the required sound effects
Small-cast comedy musical, packed with manic zaniness. Few staging requirements, but some interesting sound effects (head struck by frying pan, that sort of thing). Includes mild swearing.
Jackson Bligh isn't quite the brilliant detective he thinks he is, but he undertakes the job of safeguarding James Blond's amazing recipe from the dreaded Morticia De Bauch. She's in league with James' sister, and it'll take a miracle to save the world...


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