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The scripts are British pantomimes. If you are not British, then pantomime probably means something different to you (and the scripts may be rather unexpected) - check out What is a Pantomime anyway?
1001 Arabian Nights and a matineeAuthortlc Creative
Roles Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 13. Minimum total without doubling = 17. Chorus. Characters include a pantomime camel. Dame assumed to be played by male, principal boy by female.
Run time Around 90 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Scores for 7 original songs supplied with the producer's copy of the script. (Other songs at the discretion of the producer.)
Style British Pantomime. Slapstick, visual jokes, puns, mayhem and a camel.
Synopsis There's trouble brewing in old Baghdad! Unless the Princess Jasmina marries before her 21st Birthday, the evil Vizier will take control of the city! Things look grim... but hang on! A posse of would-be heroes are here to save the day! The love sick Ali Barber (who pines for the Princess), his dim witted brother Singbad the sailor and his fearsome mother, Dame Barber are ready to intervene and foil the villain's fiendish plot. They are helped along the way by their pal 'Bob' (a lad with a secret), a pantomime camel named Humpy and a lady Genie who's been stuck in a magic ruby for far too long!
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** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
** Rehearsal CD with music for the 7 songs which are supplied with the '1001 Nights' master scripts. [Note that the script also suggests two points at which additional songs might be added at the discretion of the producer. These are NOT on the CD!]
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A Boy and A Snow BallAuthorSusan Vesey
Roles Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 17. Minimum total without doubling = 34. Chorus. This is a pantomime. You can make your own mind up about which gender of actor plays which character!
Run time Around 90 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music The Producer's copy of the script includes suggestions for songs (but not sheet music). Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style British pantomime based on an original interpretation of the story of Snow White and the Seven something-or-other. Jokes, slapstick and mayhem!
Synopsis Many years ago tragedy struck the Kingdom of Snowdonia, leaving baby Princess Snow White an orphan. The beautiful but wicked Queen who took over as Regent now plans to trick Snow White into signing over her kingdom permanently when she marries Prince Kevin. There is only one problem: Snow White and Prince Kevin can't stand the sight of each other so the Queen comes up with another plan involving a poisoned apple.
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A Boy and Some BeansAuthorSusan Vesey
Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 7. Minimum total with doubling = 20. Minimum total without doubling = 40. Chorus. Characters include the usual pantomime assortment (Dame, usually played by a man, Principal Boy, usually played by a girl) and a pantomime cow.
Run time Around 120 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Eight songs suggested. Original lyrics to some of the songs are included in the producer's copy of the scripts. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style Full-length British Pantomime (magical characters and events, parodies, silliness and general mayhem!). Note that some of the scenes are optional and can be left out without harming the plot!
Synopsis To pay the rent on the family home, Jack has to sell the beloved cow. On the way home he gives the money to a crone in exchange for a magic bean and falls in love with the daughter of the Baron who's demanding the rent in the first place. Fast forward to the next day and the whole crowd are up the giant beanstalk to discover a smallish giant who hasn’t been eating the girls sent up to him on their twenty-first birthdays, but has been treating them in his theme park, Ogreland. Thus Jack’s long-lost sister is now, in fact, the Giant’s wife, and even the Baron’s wife is still alive and kicking. She redoes the Baron’s accounts and finds enough money that everyone is let off rent for a year and Jack can marry his girl.
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A Spirit for EvermoreAuthorIan McCutcheon
Roles Minimum Male roles = 6. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 15. Minimum total without doubling = 15. Chorus. Cast include the usual pantomime juxtapositions (Dame played by a male, principal boy by a female) plus a pantomime dog!
Run time Around 100 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music The Producer's copy of the script includes suggestions for songs (but not sheet music). Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style Full-length British pantomime with an original story.
Synopsis The Kingdom of Evermore is nearly bankrupt, thanks to the thieving of evil butler Skulk. To restore their fortunes, the Princess Daisy is to be married to rich but thick Lord Larry of Luton, but then she meets George and falls in love. Will Skulk stop the match to get his hands on Larry's loot too, or can Willow the ghost come to the rescue?
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AladdinAuthorStuart Ardern
Roles Minimum Male roles = 7. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 20. Minimum total without doubling = 31. Chorus. Dame assumed to be played by Male, Principal boy by Female. Lots of small speaking parts for chorus members.
Run time Around 120 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Lyrics and sheet music to six songs supplied with the Producer's Copy. Production Notes suggest additional songs.
Style British Pantomime. Strong characters - dynamic hero, hissable villain, camp genie, henpecked emperor, etc. Packed with jokes, wordplay and sight gags.
Synopsis Mayhem in China as the wicked Abanaza wields the magic lamp with its great and powerful genie, and captures the Emperor's daughter. Aladdin comes to the rescue, with the aid of Widow Twankey and the camp Genie of the Ring.
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Aladdin [Version 2]AuthorBob Heather
Roles Minimum Male roles = 6. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 21. Chorus. Dame assumed to be played by Male, Principal Boy by Female.
Run time Around 120 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Lyrics to three songs included in the script, all other songs at the discretion of the producer. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style Traditional pantomime -jokes, slapstick/physical comedy and magic.
Synopsis In order to marry Princess So Shy, Aladdin needs to become very rich - and in a hurry. Unfortunately his get rich quick scheme involves helping the wicked Abanazar. Aladdin ends up trapped in a cave - but with help from two genies, and the staff of Widow Twankey's laundry, Abanazar gets taken to the cleaners.
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Aladdin [Version 3]Authortlc Creative
Roles Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 17. Minimum total without doubling = 28. Chorus. Widow Twankey is a pantomime dame (played by male), Aladdin is a principal boy (played by female).
Run time Around 105 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Eleven songs suggested (some new lyrics supplied). Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style Family pantomime. Heroes, villains, songs, jokes, physical comedy and slapstick.
Synopsis The wicked Abanazer is seeking the magic lamp that contains the all-powerful Genie, so that he can rule the world, and is just steps away from succeeding! Is all hope lost? No! Help is at hand! A family posse of wannabe heroes are here to foil Abanazer's evil scheme! The innocent local lad, Aladdin, his brother, the cheeky Wishee Washee and their fearsome mother, washerwoman Widow Twankey are ready to intervene and save the day! Throw in a magic carpet, a mystical Slave of the Ring, the Emperor of China, a beautiful princess and a couple of inept police officers and you have all the ingredients for a fantastic tale and great entertainment.
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** A 'backing track CD' with arrangements of songs from the show
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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Aladdin [Version 4]AuthorJack Shaw
Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 8. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 33. Chorus. A nucleus of 11 principals plus chorus (with occasional lines). Aladdin is assumed to be a principal boy (i.e. played by Female), Widow Twankey a pantomime dame (i.e. played by Male).
Run time Around 90 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music None.
Style English pantomime - comedy, physical, visual and verbal humour.
Synopsis Sultan Abanaza, wicked but bored, finds a magic ring which leads him on a quest for an even more valuable magic lamp. He needs the help of Aladdin, a Peking washerwoman's son and would-be suitor of the beautiful princess. Mayhem and magic ensue!
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Aladdin [Version 5]AuthorDave Jeanes
Roles Minimum Male roles = 8. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 21. Minimum total without doubling = 26. Chorus. Aladdin assumed to be a Pantomime principal boy (i.e. played by female), Widow Twankey is a Pantomime Dame (played by a male). After that, make your own mind up!
Run time Around 90 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music A list of suggested songs is provided in the producer's copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style British pantomime - jokes, physical comedy, audience participation and mayhem.
Synopsis Abanaza the villainous magician discovers the whereabouts of a fabulous magic lamp. However he needs the help of Aladdin to get it. And with Aladdin comes Aladdin's mother, Widow Twankey and his inventor brother, Wishee Washee. There's mayhem in Wishee Washee's factory, mayhem in Widow Twankey's laundry and mayhem in the streets of China as Aladdin pursues his love for the Emperor's daughter, So-Shi.
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Aladdin [Version 6]AuthorSteve Shaw
Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 14. Minimum total without doubling = 18. Chorus. The usual pantomime assumptions apply - female playing the principal boy, male playing the dame.
Run time Around 90 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music List of songs and some original lyrics provided in the Producer's copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style English Pantomime - silliness, songs and physical comedy.
Synopsis Aladdin has seen the princess - but that's forbidden and the palace police are after him (fortunately in the form of Woo and Choo, a pair who make Clouseau look competent). Meanwhile, Abanaza has designs on a certain lamp - and he needs Aladdin's help. That leaves Widow Twankey's laundry understaffed - until she enlists the Emperor!
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Ali Baba and the Four Tea ThievesAuthorLee Baddock & Chris Kirby
Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 14. Minimum total without doubling = 16. Chorus. The chorus is optional. The cast includes a pantomime camel and the usual pantomime juxtopositions - with the dame played by a man and the 'principal boy' role open to a lady.
Run time Around 90 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Eight songs are suggested in the Producer's Copy of the scripts, with alternative lyrics to one of them. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style Full-length British pantomime - jokes, slapstick, that sort of thing. One scene is a bit bloodthirsty, but the authors provide an alternative in the Producer's Copy of the script!
Synopsis Ali Baba overhears the thieves password to get into their treasure cave. Unfortunately for him, the thieves find out and sneak after him disguised as oil jars! (Fortunately for Ali, the thieves are rather incompetent and, for many years, have stolen little but tea!)
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Alice... The PantoAuthorArchie Wilson
Roles Minimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 12. Minimum total without doubling = 28. Chorus. The numbers are very flexible, but the minimum numbers would require a lot of costume changes! The chorus (for songs and dances) is optional.
Run time Around 70 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Opportunities for music at the discretion of the producer. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style English Pantomime version of Lewis Carroll's 'Alice in Wonderland'
Synopsis Alice takes a trip down the rabbit hole in this panto version of the classic tale, meeting all the usual suspects, playing croquet, looking after babies and having a tea party.
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All's WellAuthorSusan Vesey
Roles Minimum Male roles = 9. Minimum Female roles = 9. Minimum total with doubling = 19. Minimum total without doubling = 23. Chorus. The usual panto collection of a dame (played by a man), various immortals, and, unusually, three ducks.
Run time Around 95 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Song suggestions are made in the Producer's copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style English pantomime - traditional panto format but new story!
Synopsis Three ducks and a motley assemblage of villagers join forces with the local newspaper to try and save the historic clear water wells from being transformed into a mineral water bottling plant by the money grubbing Baron. A new panto tale with all the familiar elements preserved.
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** A 'backing track CD' with arrangements of songs from the show
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
Babes in the WoodAuthortlc Creative
Roles Minimum Male roles = 6. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 25. Chorus.
Run time Around 120 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Some original lyrics included in the Producer's Copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style British pantomime. Strong characters, slapstick, visual jokes, puns and mayhem
Synopsis All is not well in Nottingham! The wicked Sheriff is growing rich on the many taxes he is forcing the poor townsfolk to pay and he is just about to become even richer. Pip and Penny, recently orphaned and heirs to vast fortunes have been entrusted into his care and he is hatching a horrible plan to make sure that he will inherit the cash and marry Maid Marion into the bargain. All that stands in his way is the very brave and dashing Robin Hood and his Merry Men, the fearsome Nanny Coddle, brainless Dave Knave (the wannabe outlaw) and a rather overworked Fairy. Will they succeed in thwarting the evil plot and beat the Sheriff and his villainous henchmen?
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** A 'backing track CD' with arrangements of songs from the show
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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Babes in the Wood [Version 2]AuthorBob Heather & Roger Lamb
Roles Minimum Male roles = 6. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 17. Chorus. Dame assumed to be played by Male, Principal Boy by Female.
Run time Around 110 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Lyrics for one song included in the script, all other songs at the discretion of the producer. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style British Pantomime with traditional pantomime characters - dame, village idiot, goodies and baddies, slapstick and comedy.
Synopsis A battle between the Sheriff of Nottingham and Robin Hood over the custody of the Sheriff's wards, aided or confused by the village idiot, Tom Piper, his mother, Robin's Merry Men and the Sheriff's incompetent deputies.
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Beauty and the BeastAuthorStuart Ardern
Roles Minimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 17. Minimum total without doubling = 24. Chorus. The usual pantomime ambiguity - Belle and the witch are definitely female. The Beast and the Merchant definitely male. Mrs. Bustle could be female or male (a pantomime dame), the prince is probably a principal boy (played by a girl).
Run time Around 120 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Sheet music for 11 original songs (counting two reprises) supplied with the Producer's Copy of the script.
Style English pantomime - puns, slapstick, visual jokes, songs. (It should be stressed that this is pantomime and not the Disney version of the story!)
Synopsis The arrogant prince is turned into The Beast by a scheming witch. He can only redeem himself if someone loves him for what he is. Into the Beast's castle comes a hapless merchant, father of the beautiful Belle. The merchant incurs the Beast's wrath, but when it is time for him to return to face justice from the Beast, Belle returns in his place.
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** A 'rehearsal CD' with piano arrangements of songs from the show
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
Beauty and the Beast [Version 2]AuthorJames Barry
Roles Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 13. Minimum total without doubling = 15. Chorus. Characters include a pantomime horse. The pantomime dame's role is that of Beauty's sister.
Run time Around 90 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music None.
Style English pantomime in two acts.
Synopsis A prince transformed into the Beast and a dual between the Good Fairy and her evil counterpart. Can Belle save the day? And how come Dobbin the horse is so bright.
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** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
Exclusions Due to professional performances, this script is not available for performance in the following places at the following times:-
30 mile radius of Winchester, UK from the first day of September, 2008 to the last day of January, 2009
Caesar - The PantoAuthorJenny Gilbert
Roles Minimum Male roles = 15. Minimum Female roles = 10. Minimum total with doubling = 31. Minimum total without doubling = 54. Chorus. Romans, Egyptians, a camel and a pantomime goose!
Run time Around 90 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music A list of suggested songs is included in the Producer's copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style English pantomime - slapstick, puns, mayhem, and even a bit of history thrown-in!
Synopsis For once the all-conquering Julius is relaxing at home, but action is never far away! One of his court dancers has been turned into a flat cut-out from an Egyptian frieze, and Caesar will stop at nothing to find out who done it - especially if it keeps him away from his wife Calpurnia! He summons an informant and they, along with a bunch of hangers-on and the devilishly handsome Mark Anthony, head off on the trail of the villain. Senna, Caesar’s Nanny, dons a variety of disguises to help Caesar, whilst keeping Brutus and fellow conspirators on the wrong track.
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Calamity Dame - A Wild West PantoAuthorTracy Canavan-Smith
Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 19. Minimum total without doubling = 24. Chorus. The characters are not quite a standard pantomime set - Calamity is obviously a Dame, her sister Felicity is the 'principal girl' and Frankston is the villain. Make up your own mind as to whether the Sherrif is played as a (female) 'principal boy'.
Run time Around 90 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Suggestions for thirteen songs are included in the Producer's copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style British pantomime (jokes, far-fetched plot, outrageous characters, cross dressing, magical creatures, that sort of thing), but set in the Wild West.
Synopsis The inhabitants of Big Gulp are desperate for the Railroad to come through their town and put it on the map, but the Indian Chief wants the land protected to save the legendary Big Gulp Bunny, whose access to the Feeding Grounds would be disrupted by the train line. The scheming Frankston Frugal of the Railroad company arrives with his legal documents and gets everyone to sign, but are they giving away more than they know? Calamity's beautiful sister knows the truth and must enlist the help of the Sheriff, the Chief, Calamity and the BGB himself to defeat the villain.
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Captain Hook's RevengeAuthorRichard Coleman
Roles Minimum Male roles = 6. Minimum Female roles = 7. Minimum total with doubling = 18. Minimum total without doubling = 24. Chorus. Dame assumed to be played by Male, Principal Boy (Peter Pan) by Female.
Run time Around 70 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music A few song suggestions are made in the production notes. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style British Pantomime. Slapstick and silliness, lots of jokes and a crocodile.
Synopsis Captain Hook plots his revenge on Peter Pan, with the help of a crocodile and a poisoned cake. Peter Pan, Tonkerbell (the punk fairy) and the crocodile have other ideas. (Follows much of the plot of Peter Pan, but has more collisions with trees.)
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CinderellaAuthorStuart Ardern & Bob Heather
Roles Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 27. Chorus. Ugly sisters assumed to be played by Male, Principal Boy by Female.
Run time Around 120 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Sheet music for two songs, plus an additional set of original lyrics supplied with the Producer's Copy of the script. Other songs suggested in the production notes.
Style British Pantomime. Packed with jokes, wordplay and magic. Running jokes and audience participation.
Synopsis The Prince must marry (otherwise his stipend will be cut off) and holds a ball to choose a bride. Cinderella is banned by her ugly sisters and cruel stepmother, but her fairy godmother ensures a happy ending
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Cinderella [Version 2]Authortlc Creative
Roles Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 15. Minimum total without doubling = 18. Chorus. The usual Cinderella selection - Prince (principal boy), Cinderella, two ugly sisters (played by men), fairy godmother, etc. plus a chorus of miscellaneous animals and an undisclosed creature that lurks in the woods.
Run time Around 120 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music A list of suggested songs plus some original lyrics is supplied in the Producer's Copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style English Pantomime - with the usual ingredients - a rhyming fairy, lots of songs and comic mayhem.
Synopsis The classic rags to riches story! Cinderella lives a life of drudgery, bullied by her horrible Ugly sisters, Salmonella and Listeria. Her muddled and confused father, Baron Hardup is powerless to intervene (he’s more scared of them than she is!) and her only comfort is her pal Buttons! Prince Charming is holding a ball to meet his bride to be. Can this be the chance that Cinders has been waiting for? Despite the best efforts of her two malicious Ugly Sisters, Cinderella shall go to the ball with the help of her Magical Fairy Godmother!
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** A 'backing track CD' with arrangements of songs from the show
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Cinderella and the Glass SlipperAuthorDave Jeanes
Roles Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 17. Chorus. Assume the typical English Panto juxtapositions, with men playing the ungly sisters and a girl playing the principal boy. The script also assumes that the chorus is divided into various agegroups, though this is not essential.
Run time Around 110 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music The Producer's Copy of the script includes suggestions for up to 21 songs. (Provision for some songs is made in the estimated run time, but length of songs could be a major cause of run-time variability!) Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style British Pantomime, with all the usual comic ingredients. Designed for a fairly sophisticated staging, with visual gags including a revolving section of the set.
Synopsis Cinderella goes from domestic drudge to pampered princess with the help of her fairy godmother!
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Dick Whittington [Version 2]AuthorBob Heather
Roles Minimum Male roles = 6. Minimum Female roles = 8. Minimum total with doubling = 19. Minimum total without doubling = 25. Chorus.
Run time Around 120 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Lyrics for one song included in the script, all other songs at the discretion of the producer. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style British Pantomime with traditional pantomime characters - dame, village idiot, goodies and baddies, magic, slapstick and comedy.
Synopsis Penniless Dick Whittington is given a job by Alderman Fitzwarren and falls for the Alderman's daughter. With the aid of Fairy Bow-Bells, Dick has to conquer the evil King Rat in order to win her hand.
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Dick Whittington [Version 3]Authortlc Creative
Roles Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 13. Minimum total without doubling = 32. Chorus. Hero assumed to be played by female (panto principal boy), dame assumed played by male. Includes a cat and numerous rats.
Run time Around 120 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Nine songs suggested in the Producer's copy of the script, with new/additional lyrics for six of them. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style Conventional large-cast pantomime, with slapstick, puns, anachronisms, magic and opportunities for spectacle.
Synopsis King Rat is threatening to take over London. Only the penniless but brave Dick Whittington and his trusty feline sidekick, Tiddles, can stop the rodent's quest for domination! Aided by the magic of a very cockney Spirit of London, the more down to earth and questionable 'help' of his mother, Dame Sarah, and his loyal but brainless pal, 'Barrow Boy' Billy, Dick's adventure takes him from the East End of London to distant tropical shores before the final showdown with the villainous King Rat and his henchrats, Nip and Tuck!
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Dick Whittington [Version 4]AuthorRichard Thompson
Roles Minimum Male roles = 9. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 20. Minimum total without doubling = 22. Chorus. One of the characters, is, of course, a cat.
Run time Around 100 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music A list of song suggestions is included in the Producer's Copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style English Pantomime, with all that entails!
Synopsis Dick Whittington and his Cat Halle, are encouraged by a strange voice to go to London to seek their fortune. There they rescue a Lord and his daughter from villains and are rewarded by being given lodgings for the night. During the night they almost manage to thwart a robbery but are wrongly accused of being the culprits and have to flee. Can Dick and Halle solve the crime and win back their place in society?
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Dick Whittington [Version 5]AuthorSean Gilbert
Roles Minimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 19. Minimum total without doubling = 24. Chorus. This is pantomime so the usual liberties with character gender are expected.
Run time Around 80 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Sheet music for 6 original songs is supplied with the Producer's Copy of the script
Style British pantomime.
Synopsis Penniless traveller Dick has reached London in search of golden pavements. Falling for Alice Fitzwarren, he resolves to become rich enough to win her. He's adopted by some talking cats and takes on the Evil Ming and his minion who are determined to take over London.
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Dick Whittington and His CatAuthorStuart Ardern
Roles Minimum Male roles = 6. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 17. Minimum total without doubling = 22. Chorus. Dame assumed to be played by Male, Principal Boy by Female. Cast includes cat, rats, camel and a cameo appearance of a pantomime horse.
Run time Around 105 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Sheet music for 9 original songs supplied with the Producer's Copy of the script.
Style British Pantomime. Strong characters, tons of jokes, puns, parody, and a dancing cat
Synopsis Enlisting the help of a cat, a camel and an uncannily familiar bard, Dick Whittington battles rats and pirates, survives a shipwreck and an encounter with an unusual smuggler to win the hand of the Lord Mayor's daughter.
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El Dondio And His Amazing Time MachineAuthorMark Sundancer
Roles Minimum Male roles = 7. Minimum Female roles = 9. Minimum total with doubling = 19. Minimum total without doubling = 24. Chorus. This is a pantomime, so the gender of the characters is open to infinite variation!
Run time Around 85 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music None.
Style We'd normally call this a British pantomime, but it comes from Australia. It's a science fiction panto!
Synopsis Mexican layabout, El Dondio, has invented a time machine that does not work. Aliens from the future give him the parts to make it work so he can travel to the future and overthrow the evil Controller. (This being a straightforward pantomime, he travels to the future and overthrows the evil Controller.)
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Excalibur - The PantomimeAuthorRalph Summers
Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 10. Minimum total without doubling = 12. Chorus. Characters include a gorilla!
Run time Around 95 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music All songs at the discretion of the Producer (no suggestions given in the script). Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style British pantomime - jokes, mayhem and magic, including the legendary 'Glastonbury Cabinet'.
Synopsis King Arthur takes Guinevere out into the country to celebrate their wedding anniversary, leaving Lancelot in charge of the Throne and Aunt Philly in charge of the preparations for the party. Excalibur is left in the care of Trainee Knights Sir Endor and Sir Price. The wicked Mordred sneaks into Camelot with a parchment that says the rightful king is whoever sits on the throne holding Excalibur. He tricks the knights and gets the sword, but is foiled by Merlin and his magical cabinet, restoring order just in time for the royal couple's return.
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Goldilocks and the Three BearsAuthortlc Creative
Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 23. Chorus. The usual pantomime assortment, plus bears, bees, a wolf and a wasp!
Run time Around 90 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music The Producer's copy of the script includes original lyrics for six songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style British pantomime based on the traditional children's story. Packed with physical and verbal comedy.
Synopsis A tale of a girl, three bears and some porridge... and much more! The traditional Goldilocks story is given a new slant in this pantomime tale. An evil queen bee is up to no good in the woodland, planning global domination for her wicked swarm and now she has a secret weapon... a potent hypno-honey. Soon a battle is underway for control of the wood with Goldilocks and her friends in the thick of it. Lots of silliness, jokes (old and new!) and daft characters in this family show with plenty of audience participation!
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Henry's Magic JamAuthorIan McCutcheon
Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 12. Minimum total without doubling = 12. Chorus. The usual pantomime juxtapositions - female playing principal boy, male playing dame - plus a pantomime dog.
Run time Around 80 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music A list of suggested songs is provided in the producer's copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style Original story, but traditional pantomime format - lots of jokes and a pantomime dog!
Synopsis Henry Logg's jam has a magic ingredient that stops people aging - and the villainous Ebenezer Grunge is after the formula. It's down to Tom, the hero, to save the day (and win the hand of Henry's daughter, Anna) with the help of Billy, the apprentice, Dame Lucy Lastic and Hopsack, the pantomime dog!
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Jack and the BeanstalkAuthortlc Creative
Roles Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 24. Chorus. Dame assumed to be played by Male, Principal Boy by Female.
Run time Around 130 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Production notes list recommended songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style British Pantomime. Strong characters, parody, slapstick, visual jokes and mayhem
Synopsis A witch and a giant are ravaging the kingdom. Poverty forces Dame Trott to sell Buttercup the cow û which her son Jack exchanges for a handful of beans. Meanwhile, Princess Rose has been kidnapped by the giant. A bit of magic from Fairy Beansprout, and Jack goes to the rescue, climbing the beanstalk.
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Jack and the Beanstalk [Version 2]AuthorBob Heather
Roles Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 16. Chorus. Dame assumed to be played by Male, Principal Boy by Female. (Characters include a pantomime cow.)
Run time Around 120 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music All songs at the discretion of the producer. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style British Pantomime with traditional pantomime characters - dame, village idiot, goodies and baddies, magic, slapstick and comedy.
Synopsis Jack keeps dreaming of the missing Princess Lima, meanwhile Granny Bean is falling into debt to the villainous Squire. Jack sells their cow for a handful of beans, but the resulting beanstalk takes him to the realm of Hugh Mungus, the giant, where he rescues the missing princess.
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Jack and the Giant BeanstalkAuthorDave Jeanes
Roles Minimum Male roles = 8. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 13. Minimum total without doubling = 17. Chorus. Principal boy assumed to be played by F, Dame by M. Characters include Clara the pantomime cow!
Run time Around 100 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Sixteen songs (and three reprises) suggested in the production notes (Producer's copy of the script). Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style English Panto. Traditional pantomime characters. Jokes, silliness, magic beans and a pantomime cow. Relatively short script with lots of song suggestions (run time around an hour without songs).
Synopsis The Spratt family can't pay the rent for their cottage and greedy Squire Trebormint is going to throw them out. There's nothing for it but to sell the family cow. Unfortunately, Jack swaps it for a handful of beans... Fortunately, they're magic and grow a beanstalk up to Cloudland. Unfortunately, there's a giant up there. Cue heroism, romance and green people...
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Jack in the Land of NodAuthorSharon Hulm
Roles Minimum Male roles = 7. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 21. Minimum total without doubling = 36. Chorus. Characters include two pantomime dames, a fairy, and a whole range of cameos, including pirates, rats and a dog!
Run time Around 100 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music The Producer's copy of the script includes suggestions for up to 20 songs, including original lyrics for two of them. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style Full-length British pantomime with an original story (a comic collision of lots of fairytale themes).
Synopsis All is not well in the Land of Nod where the dreams of mortal men exist. King Rat is taking over with his band of dirty rats and if not stopped our dreams will become nightmares. The Fairie Queen, the ruler of the Land of Nod is losing her powers as few mortal children believe in fairies and needs the help of one who is true of heart. She calls upon Jack, who falls asleep a lot and has just lost his parent's farm for them and doesn't have any livestock to sell for magic beans. But the Fairie Queen is desperate (she must be) and beckons Jack into the Land of Nod. With the help of a pirate and his motley crew, can Jack's mission succeed and save the Land of Nod, especially when some of his stout hearted crew aren't quite what they pretend to be?
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Little Red Riding HoodAuthorTina & Robert Burbidge
Roles Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 17. Minimum total without doubling = 19. Chorus.
Run time Around 90 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Production notes list recommended songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style British Panto with traditional pantomime - stock characters supplemented by three pigs! Good represented by a fairy, evil by a big, bad wolf.
Synopsis The wolf is out to get Red Riding Hood and has bullied three little pigs (builders and interior designers) into helping him. The woodcutter's son has fallen for Red and, with a bit of help from a good fairy, comes to her aid.
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Mixed-Up CinderellaAuthorKaren Doling
Roles Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 18. Chorus. The usual principal boy (to be played by a girl), two ugly sisters (played by men) and rather a lot of rats and a couple of bounty hunters with the strange names of Ant and Dec.
Run time Around 85 minutes. [Caution! This is very dependent on your production.]
Music Song suggestions (plus some original lyrics) provided in the Producer's Copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
Style Cinderella pantomime with a few new twists - such as the arrival of a pied piper.
Synopsis Cinderella is put upon by her ugly sisters and wicked stepmother, but that's not her only problem - there's a pied piper lurking, and he hasn't been paid...
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Mother GooseAuthorBob Heather & Roger Lamb
Roles Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 12. Minimum total without doubling = 14. Chorus. One of the characters is a goose!