Greetings Cards and Postcards
Captioned cards for greeting and amusing actors, stage managers and other theatre folk (by tlc Creative)

Large Theatrical Greeting Card TLCLC01
Large greeting card (11.7 in x 8.3 in) with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your group greetings and lots of signatures!) Caption: 'Gerald proved conclusively that the orchestra had been four bars out all along' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.99 plus postage.

Large Theatrical Greeting Card TLCLC02
Large greeting card (11.7 in x 8.3 in) with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your group greetings and lots of signatures!) Caption: 'The Director had her own way of getting through opening night' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.99 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #1
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #10
Mixed pack of 3 (panto-themed) greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £3.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #2
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #3
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #4
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #5
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #6
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #7
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #8
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #9
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC001
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Like many child actors under pressure... Jimmy turned to coke' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC002
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'I don t care what the plans say - it still doesn't look like widow twanky's cottage to me!' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC003
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Daphne worried the prompt was rather detracting from the scene' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC004
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Roger vowed the Props Master would pay for leaving the guns in the dressing room' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC005
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Why read the reviews? The playwright had already received the royalties' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC006
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'The chorus were encouraged to practice their reactions at home' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC007
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'The inmates production of Annie was a disaster' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC008
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Susan wondered how long she would be left to prop up the scenery' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC009
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'And this is what happened to the last set of actors that didn't learn their lines in time...' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC010
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Pete claimed he had no idea where the theatre critic had disappeared to' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC011
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Stan thought the Director had said he needed to show more emulsion' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC012
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Lucy was shocked to hear the latest gossip on the Boys chorus' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC013
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Matthew primed himself to show the Director just what he thought of his creative vision' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC014
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'The audience fell silent. The Director tapped his baton. Then Mary realised she had forgotten her violin' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC015
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Rule No. 1. Always check your leading man for garlic breath before you get on stage...' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC016
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Dawn congratulated herself on her foresight to write her lines on Derek's collar' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC017
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'The Director had her own way of getting through opening night' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC018
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Arnold thought improv was all very well, but it didn't beat a real choc ice' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC019
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Nigel was famous for his understated performances' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC020
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Halfway through her solo dance routine, Sally's mind went blank' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC021
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'The autocue had fallen over again' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC022
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'After the hilarious 'hot pants' gag, Steve never worked on stage again' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC023
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'The queues for opening night made the local news' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC024
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'It was the threat of the casting couch that landed Enid the 'PG Tips' contract' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC025
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'In all the excitement of hanging my hat, I've completely forgotten my first line' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC026
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Gerald proved conclusively that the orchestra had been four bars out all along' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC027
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Get me my agent!' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC028
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Fiona should have visited the toilet before the audition' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC029
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Not the first time he'd died on stage. Wouldn't be the last' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC030
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'And this is from the Stage manager - Sorry about the falling scenery!' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC031
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Design - Geese Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC032
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Design - Mamma Meerkat Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC033
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Design - Saturday night Beaver Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC034
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Design - Lizard of Oz Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC035
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Design - Guys and Voles Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC036
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: The Sound Effects Team prepared for their big moment... Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC037
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'A minimum set is one thing' muttered Arthur, 'But this is ridiculous...' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC038
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: Kate thought she covered the forgotten line quite well Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC039
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: Gladys hoped she'd win the hand before the treasurer checked the accounts Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC040
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: Even though she was playing 'Murder Victim 1' Cindy diligently practiced her expression in the mirror Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC041
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'It's from the director - let me get a safe distance away, then open it...' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC042
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: Ralph had heard some people built sets out of love for the theatre Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC043
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: The cast were horrified to see the director fall off the stage Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC044
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: A stage career had sounded so glamourous - Cecilia never dreamed that she'd end up touring with the Chuckle Brothers Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC045
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: With Sarah suddenly taken ill, Mary improvised the duet as best she could Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC046
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) It's Panto Time Aladdin Cartoon, with message: Break a Leg! Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC047
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) It's Panto Time Cinderella Cartoon, with message: The Panto's Over - It's Behind You! Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC048
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) It's Panto Time Robin Hood Cartoon, with message: Congratulations on a Great Show! Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.