Greetings Cards and Postcards
Captioned cards for greeting and amusing actors, stage managers and other theatre folk (by tlc Creative)

Large Theatrical Greeting Card TLCLC01
Large greeting card (11.7 in x 8.3 in) with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your group greetings and lots of signatures!) Caption: 'Gerald proved conclusively that the orchestra had been four bars out all along' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.99 plus postage.

Large Theatrical Greeting Card TLCLC02
Large greeting card (11.7 in x 8.3 in) with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your group greetings and lots of signatures!) Caption: 'The Director had her own way of getting through opening night' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.99 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #1
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #2
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #3
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #4
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #5
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #6
Mixed pack of 5 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £5.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Pack #7
Mixed pack of 3 greetings cards with envelopes in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Click here for more information.)
Price £3.00 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC001
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Like many child actors under pressure... Jimmy turned to coke' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC002
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'I don t care what the plans say - it still doesn't look like widow twanky's cottage to me!' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC003
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Daphne worried the prompt was rather detracting from the scene' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC004
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Roger vowed the Props Master would pay for leaving the guns in the dressing room' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC005
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Why read the reviews? The playwright had already received the royalties' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC006
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'The chorus were encouraged to practice their reactions at home' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC007
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'The inmates production of Annie was a disaster' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC008
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Susan wondered how long she would be left to prop up the scenery' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC009
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'And this is what happened to the last set of actors that didn't learn their lines in time...' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC010
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Pete claimed he had no idea where the theatre critic had disappeared to' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC011
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Stan thought the Director had said he needed to show more emulsion' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC012
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Lucy was shocked to hear the latest gossip on the Boys chorus' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC013
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Matthew primed himself to show the Director just what he thought of his creative vision' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC014
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'The audience fell silent. The Director tapped his baton. Then Mary realised she had forgotten her violin' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC015
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Rule No. 1. Always check your leading man for garlic breath before you get on stage...' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC016
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Dawn congratulated herself on her foresight to write her lines on Derek's collar' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC017
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'The Director had her own way of getting through opening night' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC018
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Arnold thought improv was all very well, but it didn't beat a real choc ice' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC019
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Nigel was famous for his understated performances' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC020
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Halfway through her solo dance routine, Sally's mind went blank' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC021
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'The autocue had fallen over again' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC022
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'After the hilarious 'hot pants' gag, Steve never worked on stage again' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC023
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'The queues for opening night made the local news' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC024
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'It was the threat of the casting couch that landed Enid the 'PG Tips' contract' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC025
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'In all the excitement of hanging my hat, I've completely forgotten my first line' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC026
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Gerald proved conclusively that the orchestra had been four bars out all along' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC027
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Get me my agent!' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC028
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Fiona should have visited the toilet before the audition' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC029
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'Not the first time he'd died on stage. Wouldn't be the last' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC030
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Caption: 'And this is from the Stage manager - Sorry about the falling scenery!' Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC032
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Design - Mamma Meerkat Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.

Theatrical Greeting Card Single TLCGC033
Individual greetings card with envelope in cellophane wrapper. (Inner page left blank for your own personal greeting.) Design - Saturday night Beaver Click here for more information.)
Price £1.10 plus postage.