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Jonathan Goodson
Working in the Following Genres:
Pantomime
Plays With (Optional) Music
Full-Length Plays
One-Act Plays
About the author
Jonathan is a parent, foster carer, traffic engineer and self-confessed pantomime obsessive based in Bedfordshire.
When not writing murder mysteries, comedies and pantomimes, he enjoys staging murder mysteries, comedies and pantomimes, under the name Five Pound Theatre.
Jonathan’s pantomime titles
CINDERELLA Goes All Inclusive - available from Lazy Bee Scripts
CLEOPATRA Kicks Some Asp – available from Lazy Bee Scripts
BO PEEP Gets Shut In - available from Lazy Bee Scripts
RAPUNZEL has a Bad Hair Day – available from Lazy Bee Scripts
GOLDILOCKS, Bears All – available from Lazy Bee Scripts
SLEEPING BEAUTY Goes to the Dogs – under development

SNOW WHITE Goes Dating - panto adjacent one act comedy
PHANTOMIME - panto adjacent two act comedy
What can a panto audience expect?
x Snappy dialogue and tonnes of jokes, squeezed in every which way
x Fast-paced, coherent story-telling that will keep them guessing
x Some cheeky innuendo – for those who are looking out for it
x Various strong, memorable characters for females with their fair share of the gags
x Some moments of high drama and genuine pathos
x A twist or two followed by an epic showdown and a happy ending
What is his pantomime manifesto?
Narrative is the cornerstone of most language-based art forms. Why should pantomime audiences make do with slack pacing, muddled story lines and poor plot resolution?
 
Pantomime
Bo Peep Gets Shut InCleopatra Kicks Some AspRapunzel has a Bad Hair Day
Cinderella Goes All InclusiveGoldilocks: Bears All 
 
Plays With (Optional) Music
 Phantomime 
 
Full-Length Plays
 A Man Walks Into a Bra 
 
One-Act Plays
Snow White Goes DatingThe Spy On Ward Four 
 
Murder Mysteries
 Dead as a Shed 
 
Recordings - CDs and MP3s
Rapunzel Has a Bad Hair Day - MP3sCinderella Goes All Inclusive - MP3s 
Goldilocks: Bears All MP3 filesPhantomime MP3 files 
 


 
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