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Crusty Bloomers by Cheryl Barrett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Customer definitely male. Shopkeeper probably male, but could be played female.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch. Not much set needed to indicate a shop, but quite a few (saleable) props.
SynopsisA shopkeeper's patience is put to the test when he tries to serve a customer who seems to be at cross purposes.
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Cube Farming by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The characters are both nominally male, but could easily be changed to female.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTen minute comedy play. Single set, Simple props.
SynopsisIt is Marvin's first day at work, where Simon introduces him to his cubicle or PWE (Personal Work environment).
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Deja Deja Vu by Robert Scott
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch with a surreal edge. Single set (the minimum required to indicate a living room).
SynopsisYou know the feeling you get that something has happened before? Well Derek's had that feeling before - and for good reason.
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Diary Of A Squirrel Hunter by Peter Stallard
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. This is essentially a monologue. The final offstage police voice could easily be a recording.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch - exhibiting the comedy of bad taste! Minimal set (could easily be done as a front-of-curtain piece).
SynopsisDave the squirrel hunter has passed on, under unusual circumstances, but his friend Tyrone has found Dave's diary and is taking the opportunity to read out some of the final passages at the funeral.
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Digging Deep by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Characters' playing ages are 86 (Robert) and 77 (Elaine), but they are sprightly (not to say frisky).
Run TimeAround 7 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch set on a bench in a graveyard. Contains a naughty word.
From the Laughter Lines collection.
SynopsisA chance meeting in a graveyard could well lead on to other things (starting with a cup of tea and a slice of apple pie).
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The Doctor And Mr Rogers by Kal B Sisson
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short dark comedy sketch set in a doctor's consulting room.
SynopsisMr Rogers takes some convincing, when the doctor tells him the bad news - that his condition means he has only minutes to live.
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Doctor, Doctor by Jonathan Edgington
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. Includes adult themes! (No offensive language, but the occasional embarrassed cough...)
SynopsisA man goes into his doctor's office and is startled to find a woman there. Despite his initial embarrassment, he reveals his personal problem and then becomes very embarrassed indeed when he discovers who she is.
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The Doctor by Gary Diamond & Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Mister Smedley would seem to be male. The doctor could be either.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleVery short comedy sketch.
SynopsisA man is called into his doctor's office for some very bad - and surprising - news.
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Double Deck Of Cards by Robert Black
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch with a minimal set (but requiring two bus drivers' uniforms).
SynopsisTwo bus drivers discuss why people say 'If he was run down by a bus' and nearly come to blows over some bad jokes.
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Dream Job by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch set in an interview room (so a desk and a couple of chairs).
SynopsisA job interview for a man who has - and knows he has - a nasty streak.
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