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It's A Funny Old Game by Cheryl Barrett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleWhimsical two-men-in-a-pub sketch.
SynopsisDave and George spending a night out at the local pub watching a televised football match. They get philosophical after the final whistle.
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Joan: The Movie by Robert Scott
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 7 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch.
SynopsisCooper thinks his latest movie pitch is The One, but movie producer Letterson is not convinced. They discuss several anachronisms in this Joan of Arc Biopic. Starting with the elephants.
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A Job for Un-life by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch. No set requirements, no props.
SynopsisAn interview with a vampire! One of the bloodsucking undead attempts to recruit a new member.
A sketch from the 'Bright and Shiny Radio Show' collection
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The Little Magic Man by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Whilst the two characters are women, they might be played as women by men in non-glamorous drag. (British people with long memories are invited to contemplate Les Dawson in this context.)
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch.
From the Laughter Lines collection.
SynopsisMore gossip at the end of the working day. (Husbands, cream cakes and Paul Daniels are all involved.)
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Location, Location by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTen-minute comedy sketch, single set, simple props.
SynopsisColonel Wesley-Brown is having trouble finding a house to suit his requirements - but Mr. Grabb the estate agent is on hand to help.
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Looking for Mr Evil by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Since we are looking for Mr Evil, one of the characters is clearly male. The other is an interviewer, and they come in all shapes and sizes.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. A sci-fi parody. Single set - just a desk and a few papers.
SynopsisA hopeful candidate attends and interview for the position of Ultimate Galactic Dictator...
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A Matter of Health and Safety [Short Version] by Cheryl Barrett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 15 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA comedy sketch with a simple single set in a marquee at the village fete.
SynopsisOfficious Village fete organiser Tom discusses health and safety issues with his assistant Nigel but becomes increasingly concerned for his own health and safety.
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Meet the Inventor by Stuart Ardern
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The characters are written male, but could be played male or female.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA very short sketch. Set requirements: two chairs
SynopsisAn interview with the inventor of a time machine explores just some of the paradoxes inherent in time travel.
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Mister Right by Robert Black
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comic dialogue (no set needed).
SynopsisTwo geeky friends, Vincent and Harry, both reckon the other has no chance of keeping a girlfriend unless they get rid of their favourite wall poster.
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Monkeying Around by Peter May
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch with a single (zoo enclosure) setting.
SynopsisTwo of the older residents of the zoo’s monkey enclosure are watching the public from a high tree branch.
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