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Panda Solution by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. No set required.
SynopsisAn expert in breeding pandas in captivity explains a radical new programme...
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People Could Die by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Whilst the two characters are women, they might be played as women by men in non-glamorous drag. (British people with long memories are invited to contemplate Les Dawson in this context.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch, requiring very little in the way of scenery and props.
SynopsisDorothy and Sylvia are in the doctor's waiting room, contemplating their state of health (and everyone else's)...
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Pointless Exercise by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short sketch with a minimal set.
SynopsisTwo ladies are having a break during an exercise class - weighing up the pros and cons.
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The Price Of A Goat Is Not What It Seems by Nikki Harmon
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The two characters are both written male, but they could be played by any combination of male and female.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort one-act play. No set or props required. Could be performed and enjoyed by a wide range of ages.
SynopsisA village headman tries to buy some goats for less than their worth, but the wily herdsman gets the better of him.
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Retail Therapy by Cherol Filbee
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 22 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA one-act comedy with a single (shop) setting.
SynopsisA wife employs retail therapy to take sweet revenge on her serial cheating husband and his gold-digging mistress.
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A Right Old Scream by Cheryl Barrett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 7 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch requiring only a couple of chairs (so could be performed front-of-curtain between more complex pieces).
SynopsisJudith and Mavis are on a day out. They have an unexpected cultural experience whilst sheltering from the rain, when an art gallery gives them something to Munch on...
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Rue De Cliché by Susie Casson
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch for two actors, set in a (minimalist) café.
SynopsisMax and Alex have been friends for years, and when they catch up, they always have something new to say - though not necessarily new ways to say it.
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Rusticesses by Bob Tucker
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 20 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleCollection of three linked sketches. No set requirements, simple props. The sketches could be presented together, or could be used separately (for example as front-of-curtain interludes in a sketch show).
SynopsisTwo ladies of dubious intellectual capacity discuss life, husbands and their impending motherhood in three encounters.
Described by the author as a self-supporting companion to 'Rustics' by which he means that the concept is similar (this is the female counterpart), but the scripts are totally independent.
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The Sandwich Shop by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch.
From the Laughter Lines collection.
SynopsisAn under-used sandwhich counter and a lot of jokes.
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Say it with a Sausage by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Whilst the two characters are women, they might be played as women by men in non-glamorous drag. (British people with long memories are invited to contemplate Les Dawson in this context.)
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch.
From the Laughter Lines collection.
SynopsisAt the end of the working day, what could be better than a discussion of the relationship between slimming and happiness? (Especially when accompanied by cream cakes.)
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