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Transplants by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. George and Wally are written male, but need not be.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. No set requirements.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisAn absurd look at the world of medical advances.
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Try To Get It On Like Once Before by Kirsty Walker
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA ten minute play with adult themes.
SynopsisIn the far future, a man and a woman are being taught how to procreate the old-fashioned way, but the instructional video is somewhat odd.
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The Twelve Labours Exchange by Tony Domaille
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Hera is represented by an offstage laugh which might be recorded.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort Ancient Greek comedy - a riff on myth.
SynopsisHercules (Heracles to the Greeks) is out of work and looking for a job at the Labour Exchange. Preferably one where Hera won't find it easy to continue trying to kill him.
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Two Cops by tlc Creative
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Fixed number, flexible gender!
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy skit with no set or prop requirements - therefore suitable for performing front-of-curtain to cover a scene change during a sketch show.
SynopsisTwo police officers meet and indulge in a sort of bragging contest for who has the funniest police stories.
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Two Farmers by Damian Trasler & David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Both characters are farmers, hence the title. (Could be male or female.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch with no set and no props (give or take an implicit farm gate!)
SynopsisTwo farmers converse! A thinly disguised string of dreadful farmyard-related jokes!
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Two Surgeons by Damian Trasler & Steve Clark
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTen-minute comedy sketch.
SynopsisTwo surgeons converse while performing an operation. Cue a string of dreadful medical jokes!
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The Uncomfortable Announcer by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short two-handed sketch, with a minimal set.
SynopsisA hardware store decides to increase its sales figures, with some new in-store announcements... which seem to have a certain amount of innuendo.
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The Vacuuming Sketch by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. Minimal set with vacuum cleaner.
SynopsisAn allegorical comedy sketch where the genders have been reversed to make it more metaphorical... (So much so that a voiceover anounces the fact at the start!)
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Van Rental by Hilary Mackelden
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTwo-handed comedy sketch, with the two parties at either end of a telephone line.
SynopsisAn undertaker has a transport problem, but renting a van to get the coffin to the crematorium is proving harder than he expected. Curse those bureaucratic types!
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A Ventriloquist's Tale by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Whilst this is presented as a monologue, it could also be performed by three people, playing narrator, ventriloquist and psychiatrist.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comedy monologue (no set or props required).
SynopsisA Ventriloquist who fears he's being controlled by his dummy seeks professional help and gets some straight talking.
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