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Nuisance Call by David Dean
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comic monologue with minimal set requirements.
SynopsisA medieval phone help line is offering advice and comfort to victims of the plague.
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On Stage With Shirley Bassey by Janice Sampson
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus. One man and his urn.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort monody (a monologue with a little action and a few simple props) for a dutiful middle-aged son. Contains mild swearing.
SynopsisIn this hilarious, and at times touching monologue we meet David who has come to sort out his recently deceased mother's bungalow. The most difficult part of his task is to deal with Mum's vast collection of Shirley Bassey memorabilia and even more difficult, though he won't admit it, to deal with his bereavement and say goodbye to his mother. Much to the embarrassment and annoyance of wife, Brenda he carries Mum's ashes around with him and is going through the process of taking Mum to all her favourite places. The final location he thinks of is Mum's ultimate dream - but will Shirley agree?
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A One Hearse Town by Cheryl Barrett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming monologue.
SynopsisAn Irish village is bereft of a spiritual centre since the Priest departed with a lady named Bridget. Luckily, the Pub now stands in the church's stead, offering solace, groceries, community and, of course, whiskey.
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Packaging by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comic monologue. No set or props required.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisA frustrated rant about the stuff that comes with (and frequently prevents you getting at) the stuff you buy.
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Prince Charming's Ball by P. J. Reed
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RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus. The character is male, but, since this is a fairytale character, might be played as a principal boy.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleMonologue. A fun twist on the well-known character from Cinderella, exposing him as an entitled brat of a prince.
SynopsisPrince Charming has read scandalous accusations about his behaviour in the broadsheet, and has some stern words for the culprits.
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Pub Lunch by Graham Andrews
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTen minute monologue. (We're in Bennett territory, with enjoyably camp sass.)
SynopsisMaurice recounts going out for a meal with his mother. It was bad enough when his portion of Thai green curry was disappointingly small, but then Mother dropped a revelation about her personal life.
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The Ratcatcher's Lament by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming monologue. No set requirements.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisWhat happens when the bottom drops out of the rat catching market!
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Rubbish by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comic monologue. No set or props required.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisA review (part of a revue) of the changing attitudes to waste and recycling.
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A Second Hand by Lucy Cooper
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus. The character is written as a male in his forties but could be played at a different age and, conceivably, could switch gender.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short telephone monologue, delivering dead-pan comedy. No set. Simple props.
SynopsisA salesman tries to buy a second hand car and ends up considering taking a second look at his chosen career. Originally published in 2009, revised in 2017.
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To Hell With The Housework by Cheryl Barrett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus. The gender of the speaker is not identified (but he or she definitely has a downer on domesticity).
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comedy monologue.
SynopsisA rhyming monologue about a big old fight in the cleaning equipment cupboard.
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