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Traffic Stop by Herb Hasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleVery short comedy play. Single set (or almost complete lack of set - the couple are, in theory, in a car, but this need only be indicated by a little movement),
SynopsisAn argumentative couple have difficulties with each other and a traffic cop on their way to an important appointment.
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Try To Get It On Like Once Before by Kirsty Walker
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA ten minute play with adult themes.
SynopsisIn the far future, a man and a woman are being taught how to procreate the old-fashioned way, but the instructional video is somewhat odd.
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A TV With Just One Button by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Two men and a child.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. Set indicative of a living room (seating, a television).
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisMark and Bob grapple with a new television.
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The Twelve Labours Exchange by Tony Domaille
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Hera is represented by an offstage laugh which might be recorded.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort Ancient Greek comedy - a riff on myth.
SynopsisHercules (Heracles to the Greeks) is out of work and looking for a job at the Labour Exchange. Preferably one where Hera won't find it easy to continue trying to kill him.
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Two Barmen by Damian Trasler & David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 5. No chorus. The barmen are written male (as you might expect). The third characters is a duck. There are also two disembodied voices.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch, set in a bar (which can be a minimal set or as elaborate as you can justify for a four-minute piece).
SynopsisYou know the one where two men walk into a bar? Well, turns out it was this bar, where every baroom joke you've ever heard took place, along with quite a few you haven't heard.
A duck walks into a bar and says 'Have you got any bread?'...
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Two Big Nipple Tassels, 88 by Charlotte Court
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. All three characters are in their seventies.
Run TimeAround 15 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleFifteen-minute romantic comedy. Contains mild swearing (and sauciness).
SynopsisAs the title suggests there are saucy references in this one act comedy set in Sunnydale Residential Home for the elderly. Two old friends, Ernie and Jerry meet regularly for a relaxing game of dominos. When new resident, sassy, mischievous seventy-year-old Elsie comes on the scene their idyllic routine is interrupted, particularly when mild mannered Ernie falls for her. Jerry tries to help his old friend deal with his thwarted romantic intentions as Ernie falls victim to his unrequited love for Elsie.
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Upgrades by tlc Creative
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy skit. Single set. Some props for visual jokes!
SynopsisFlushed with the success of his new invention, Alexander Graham Bell describes his plans for upgrading his phone to his assistant, Watson.
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The Ups and Downs of Father Jack by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. These are pantomime characters, so Jack could very well be played as a pantomime Principal Boy (so by a girl). The baby is nominally male.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch.
From the Laughter Lines collection.
SynopsisJack comes down the beanstalk again, and discovers that there have been some changes at home...
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A Ventriloquist's Tale by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Whilst this is presented as a monologue, it could also be performed by three people, playing narrator, ventriloquist and psychiatrist.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comedy monologue (no set or props required).
SynopsisA Ventriloquist who fears he's being controlled by his dummy seeks professional help and gets some straight talking.
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Wait... What? by Ted Evans
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 7. No chorus. Two (male) characters appear on stage, one of them only briefly. Two male and two female characters appear on a video shown on the stage.
Run TimeAround 30 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleOne-act comedy play, almost a monologue, in the style of a disjointed presentation. Some educational content about Attention Deficit Disorder. Includes opportunities for improvisation. Contains mild swearing
SynopsisAn Attention Deficit Disorder sufferer talks about his experiences with a new wonder-drug and ADD in general, but ends up saying a little too much for the drug manufacturer's liking.
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