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Help! I've a Sausage Up My Nose! by Billy Doyle
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA very silly short sketch. Theoretically set in a pub, but really no set or props required. (Contains mild swearing.)
SynopsisAn old officer comes across his pal in a pub and perceives a problem with his probosis.
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His Shoes Were Far Too Tight by John Chambers
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The ages of the two characters vary considerably (and not sequentially!) during the play!
Run TimeAround 85 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleFull-length play for two actors. A study of character and relationships. Contains some swearing.
SynopsisThe English eccentric (artist, musician and writer of nonsense verse) Edward Lear takes a sentimental journey back through his relationship with his loyal Albanian servant Giorgis Kokalis. They recall their first meeting, their travels, arguments and understandings.
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Hit Man by TLC Creative
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch with no requirements for props or set.
SynopsisA 'Green' assassin for hire conducts business.
A sketch from the 'Bright and Shiny Radio Show' collection
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The Hitchhiker by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch. It is possible that David Lovesy has been reading too many children's books...
SynopsisSimon picks up a hitchhiker and is shocked to learn Perry's secret identity.
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Hunting Yetis by Andy Haynes
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Michael is definitely male. The Yeti seems to be male, but it's hard to tell owing to the Yeti costume.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTen-minute comedy play, single set (mainly a couch). Simple, funny and touching.
SynopsisMichael wasn't expecting anyone to call, certainly not wearing a yeti suit. But this yeti comes bearing gifts - a pair of binoculars, a butterfly net and a letter Michael wrote when he was small, about how he was off to hunt yetis. Oh, and there’s a ticket to the Himalayas too...
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I Am Hamlet by Richard James
Performance by Portree ADS won the Wakefield Quaich Award for Presentation, Scottish One Act Festival, 2011, Performance by Thurso Players won Best Play award at the SCDA One Act Play Festival, 2012,
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 50 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleOne-act comedy thriller, single bare-stage set.
SynopsisAn amateur actor auditions for the lead role in a local production of Hamlet. There is some fun to be had as the director puts him through his acting paces, but slowly we learn that the actor has more in common with the Prince of Denmark than meets the eye...
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ExclusionsDue to professional performances, this script is not available for performance in the following places at the following times:-
Spain, ES from the first day of January, 2022 to the last day of January, 2026
50 mile radius of Mexico City, MX from the first day of April, 2024 to the last day of October, 2024
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I Licked My Cat's Brain by Matthew Taylor
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort stand-up comedy sketch, two people, no scenery, no props.
SynopsisWell, the title says it all!
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Imagine You Are A Tree by David Lovesy & Brian Two
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch
SynopsisSometimes meditation doesn’t bring the peace and tranquility that was sought.
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In the Bookshop by tlc Creative
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. One of the characters is assumed to be male, given that in the character name is 'man', however this does not really seem to be necessary!
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch.
SynopsisA bookseller tries to pre-empt his customer's requests for books.
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In the Computer Shop by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. Single set - represent a computer shop as simply as you can!
SynopsisA customer struggles with the complexities of the computer market or, depending on your point of view, a techie struggles with the complexities of humantity.
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