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The Penguin Is Mightier Than The Swordfish by Cheryl Barrett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. One offstage voice, could be recorded.
Run TimeAround 7 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA comedy sketch with a single (cab office) setting.
SynopsisClive and Barry are in a cab office waiting for a taxi, after spending a night out at the local pub watching a televised football match. Their football debate takes a different turn in the cab office.
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People Could Die by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Whilst the two characters are women, they might be played as women by men in non-glamorous drag. (British people with long memories are invited to contemplate Les Dawson in this context.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch, requiring very little in the way of scenery and props.
SynopsisDorothy and Sylvia are in the doctor's waiting room, contemplating their state of health (and everyone else's)...
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Pet Rescue by Tony Domaille
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 9 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch with a single (reception desk) setting.
SynopsisDerek wants an animal rescue centre to take on his unicorn when he just can’t care for it any more.
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Peter and The Violin Teacher by Nicholas Richards
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The characters are both written male - one old, eccentric adult, and one young, precocious boy. Could be played with the ages as written, but could also be played by two children or two adults.
Run TimeAround 7 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch. Single set and, at its minimum, a single prop (in the form of a violin).
SynopsisPeter is sent to the great Dr Villiamanovittikovskevitschki and the doctor endeavours to overcome Peter's Englishness in order to teach him the violin. But Peter has a question for the Doctor.
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The Petting Zoo by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch set in the office of a zoo.
SynopsisA Petting Zoo seems a great tourist attraction but perhaps it could have been planned a little better...
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Phone Blackmail by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch
SynopsisWhile searching for his lost dog, owner Ben receives a sinister phone call.
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Pirate Radio by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Character Chris can be male or female.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch
SynopsisA slight misunderstanding arises about the preparation needed for a Pirate Radio station.
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Plastered by Tony Domaille
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleSatirical sketch for two actors. Set in a pub but can be played on an open stage.
SynopsisA rabbit goes into a bar for a quiet drink and encounters what he sees as discrimination.
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Poetry Showcase by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch
SynopsisA poet reads from his extensive work.
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The Price Of A Goat Is Not What It Seems by Nikki Harmon
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The two characters are both written male, but they could be played by any combination of male and female.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort one-act play. No set or props required. Could be performed and enjoyed by a wide range of ages.
SynopsisA village headman tries to buy some goats for less than their worth, but the wily herdsman gets the better of him.
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