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Scripts 81 to 90 of 130
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A Monster Catch by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleFive-minute comedy sketch. No particular set requirements.
SynopsisTwo fishermen discuss a new theory on the nature of the Loch Ness Monster.
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Motor Mouth by Richard James
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Both characters are written male, but could be either
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch, requiring something to represent a dentist's chair. Family-friendly, light-hearted humour. Would fit easily into a community revue evening or an event of similar tone.
SynopsisA man shows-up for a dental appointment only to find that his usual dentist is participating in a government-sponsored job swap...
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A New Job For The Wicked One by Nicholas Richards
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. As you might expect from the title, one of the characters is a bit of a devil. The other is Mr Shufflebotham, but it could equally be Mrs Shufflebotham.
Run TimeAround 12 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch set in a job centre.
SynopsisJust another regular day in the Little Noddingsbury Jobcentre - or so it seemed. Now Mr Shufflebotham has a very peculiar client - Satan himself has come up from the realms of Hades and is looking for a new job.
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No Tongs by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Whilst the two characters are women, they might be played as women by men in non-glamorous drag. (British people with long memories are invited to contemplate Les Dawson in this context.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch, requiring very little in the way of scenery and props.
SynopsisTwo women leaf through the magazines at a hairdressers.
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The Non-Emergency Call by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The roles could be played m or f.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch requiring props.
SynopsisWhen in an accident, a call to the Emergency number should bring a response - and assistance, surely?
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Nothing Refreshes Better by Gary Diamond
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch - a pas-de-deux for barman and customer. (Contains mild swearing.)
SynopsisA pedantic man walks into a bar - and tries the patience of the barman by insisting on receiving the advertised product...
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Office Routine by Nicholas Richards
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Two on-stage characters plus a few more off-stage screams and howls than you might expect from the average office.
Run TimeAround 9 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleAbsurdist comedy sketch in which the bizarre is treated as part of the daily grind of office life.
SynopsisA couple of employees discuss the various shortcomings of other members of staff, plus the annoyance of trying to get through a day's work despite distractions like bank robberies, tiger attacks and people falling out of the building.
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On the Way to Mars by Damian Trasler
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RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleScience fiction sketch, single simple set.
SynopsisOn the first manned mission to Mars, the boredom and monotony of the long space flight is taking its toll. How long before the crew finally crack?
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One Hell of an Interview by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleSketch, single simple set (office)
SynopsisA recruitment drive for a commercial television channel receives interest from an unlikely and unwelcome source.
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Our Last Respects by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Whilst the two characters are women, they might be played as women by men in non-glamorous drag. (British people with long memories are invited to contemplate Les Dawson in this context.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch, set in a graveyard.
From the Laughter Lines collection.
SynopsisTwo women with what ammounts to not quite a graveside eulogy for their deceased friend.
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