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Humpty Dumpty by Bob Heather and Cheryl Barrett |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 21. Chorus. Humans, a witch, a fairy, a troll and a pantomime horse. It's a panto. Make your own mind up as to who plays what! |
Run Time | Around 118 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | The producer's copy of the script contains suggestions for 16 songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | British pantomime (with eggstra puns). |
Synopsis | The kingdom of Albuminia, ruled by King Shelvis, is a shook-up when Humpty is broken and wicked witch Salmonella's plot to take over the kingdom nears completion. Fortunately Dame Egwina Snifffy-Yolk and her cohorts, ably assisted by Nutz the horse and a little magic from Fairy Soufle, are able to thwart her evil plans. |
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Humpty Dumpty - The Egg's Factor by Jack Clancy |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 15. Minimum total without doubling = 15. No chorus. |
Run Time | Around 122 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | 15 pre-existing songs are suggested to be performed at certain points in the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | A British pantomime with an original story based around the classic rhyme. |
Synopsis | Twenty years ago, a curse was placed on the Kingdom of Eggshellia that it would be drained of sunlight and happiness. The Court Magician managed to suspend the curse and trap it in a giant egg. As long as the egg remains intact, Eggshellia is safe, and it’s Humpty Dumpty’s job to keep it that way. And then the sorceress Salmonella shows up. |
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Imelda and the Magic Dust by Ian McCutcheon |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 14. Minimum total without doubling = 20. Chorus. Characters include a pantomime cat. Twelve principals and a chorus - nominally 8 roles, but these could be spread more thinly or thickly! |
Run Time | Around 105 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | The Producer's Copy of the script includes suggestions for 7 songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | British pantomime with an original story. |
Synopsis | As the eldest daughter, Imelda feels she should be the one marrying the wealthy Belgian, Jean-Claude Van Eyer, but he only has eyes for her younger sister Rosie. With the help of a wicked fairy and some magic love dust, Imelda disposes of Rosie and bags Jean-Claude... For a while, anyway. |
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It's A Panto Jim... But Not As We Know It by Andrew Yates |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 23. Minimum total without doubling = 33. No chorus. It's a panto - make your own mind up as to who plays what. Opportunity for three dame figures - cookie and the ugly sisters - plus seven dwarves four mice and a few other creatures. No formal chorus, but lots of minor roles. |
Run Time | Around 100 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | Piano and vocal scores for eight original songs are provided with the Producer's Copy of the script. |
Style | British pantomime - in which the worlds of fairytale and TV science fiction collide, boldly going where no panto has gone before. |
Synopsis | The crew of the Spaceship Centipede interrupt their hundred year mission to help the Seven Dwarfs wake Snow White and on the way they help Cinderella get the man of her dreams. Just another day on the final frontier, give or take the evil Queens and mice. |
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Jack and Jill - The Troll's Story by Jack Shaw |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 14. Minimum total without doubling = 17. Chorus. |
Run Time | Around 114 minutes. [Estimated!] Timing includes an estimate for 12 songs; the production may use fewer. |
Music | None. |
Style | Full-length British pantomime with an original story. |
Synopsis | Jack and Jill go up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but trapped down the well is Prince Jason, who has been turned into a troll, and a wizard played by a hapless stand-in actor. Can Jack and Jill help save the kingdom from Jason’s evil brother Jasper? |
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Jack And Jill And The Curse Of The Mummy by Ian Cartwright |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 19. Minimum total without doubling = 23. Chorus. Eclectic collection of characters, particularly the chorus, which includes Demons, Ghouls, Goblins, policemen and a camel. |
Run Time | Around 120 minutes. [Estimated!] The timing assumes the use of 17 songs. |
Music | The Producer's Copy of the script includes suggestions for 17 songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | Original full-length pantomime, spinning-off from the familiar nursery rhyme. |
Synopsis | Demon Drought tests an evil spell on the well, leaving the town with no water. Dame Drip and her son Jack, along with the Mayor's daughter Jill and local handymen Bodger and Dodger, are tasked to sort it out. Their mission takes them first to the local waterworks, and then on a trek across Egypt. |
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Jack and Jill The Pantomime by Bob Heather and Cheryl Barrett |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 17. Minimum total without doubling = 17. Chorus. Ten principals plus choruses of adults and children. |
Run Time | Around 130 minutes. [Estimated!] (Timing allows for 14 songs.) |
Music | The producer's copy of the script includes suggestions for 12 of the 14 songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | British pantomime for a large cast. |
Synopsis | Jack and Jill the Pantomime isn't just the story of a boy and girl who went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. As befits a magical story there is a crystal fountain and a golden pail. It has a good Fairy and an evil Fairy plus the wonderfully eccentric and dotty Brown Owl and Akela. Throw into this mix nurse Norma Snickers the dame, and her beau Walter Butt and you have all the ingredients for a traditional fun-filled family pantomime by Bob Heather and Cheryl Barrett. |
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Jack and the Beanstalk by tlc Creative Best Seller |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 24. Chorus. Dame assumed to be played by Male, Principal Boy by Female. |
Run Time | Around 130 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | Production notes list recommended songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | British Pantomime. Strong characters, parody, slapstick, visual jokes and mayhem |
Synopsis | A witch and a giant are ravaging the kingdom. Poverty forces Dame Trott to sell Buttercup the cow - which her son Jack exchanges for a handful of beans. Meanwhile, Princess Rose has been kidnapped by the giant. A bit of magic from Fairy Beansprout, and Jack goes to the rescue, climbing the beanstalk. |
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Jack and the Beanstalk [Version 2] by Bob Heather |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 16. Chorus. Dame assumed to be played by Male, Principal Boy by Female. (Characters include a pantomime cow.) |
Run Time | Around 120 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | All songs at the discretion of the producer. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | British Pantomime with traditional pantomime characters - dame, village idiot, goodies and baddies, magic, slapstick and comedy. Originally published in 2005, revised 2011. |
Synopsis | Jack keeps dreaming of the missing Princess Lima, meanwhile Granny Bean is falling into debt to the villainous Squire. Jack sells their cow for a handful of beans, but the resulting beanstalk takes him to the realm of Hugh Mungus, the giant, where he rescues the missing princess. |
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Jack and the Beanstalk [Version 3] by Steve Shaw |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 18. Chorus. The usual pantomime juxtapositions apply! (In this version, the Giant remains offstage throughout - heard but not seen.) |
Run Time | Around 95 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | The Producer's copy of the script includes a list of suggested songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | Full-length English pantomime. |
Synopsis | In a failed attempt at poverty eradication, Jack exchanges Daisy the cow for a bag of beans. In a failed attempt at recycling, his mother throws the beans out of the window. Mysteriously, a giant beanstalk grows and, on climbing it, Jack gets to fight a giant Giant, rescue the heroine and live happily ever after. (A traditional pantomime story of success through idiocy!) |
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