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| Goldilocks, Three Bears and the Detectives by Juliet Devon |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 14. Minimum total without doubling = 14. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 70 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Family show, structurally in two acts, but run-time on the boundary between one-act and full-length. (Could be expanded with songs at the discretion of the production.) |
| Synopsis | The Bears' cottage has been ransacked - porridge eaten, furniture wrecked, and someone looking a lot like Goldilocks fled the scene when the Bears came home. But is she really guilty? The detectives investigate. |
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| Goldilocks: Bears All by Jonathan Goodson |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 11. Minimum total with doubling = 22. Minimum total without doubling = 22. Chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 114 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | Sheet music for 1 original song is provided with the Producer's Copy of the script. The Producer's Copy also contains suggestions for a further 11 songs. |
| Style | Large-cast British panto with an original story, spun out from the story of Goldilocks and the three bears. |
| Synopsis | Goldilocks loves the woods and all the creatures in them, but her sister Raven loves Lancelot, and he loves her. Doesn't he? Surely he’s not just trying to gain possession of the cottage they live in to get access to new coalfields? |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Vocal Demo and rehearsal track (piano with vocal line played on another instrument) for 'Crystal Shallows', the original song from 'Goldilocks: Bears All' by Jonathan Goodson.
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The Good, The Bad and The Panto by Paul Barron
Production by Whitley Chapel YFC won the national Young Farmers Club panto competition, 2015 (and, of course, all rounds leading up to it). |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 7. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 18. Minimum total without doubling = 26. Chorus. The usual pantomime characters translated neatly into a Wild West setting - the villain is a Mexican bandit, the comedy duo are the sheriff's deputies, and so on. Normal panto juxtapositions apply, so make your own mind up as to who plays what! |
| Run Time | Around 90 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | The Producer's copy of the script includes suggestions for 11 songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | British pantomime with a Wild West setting |
| Synopsis | Without the financial means to support them both, plucky young Will is denied the privilege of courting the Sheriff's daughter, Alice. Down on his luck, he meets an old cowboy who gives him a map to the desert gold mine - rumoured to be haunted by dangerous ghosts. But these are rumours spread by mexican bandit El Loco, who wants the gold for himself, and may be a great deal more dangerous! |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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| The Good, The Bad And The Ugly Sisters - The Panto by Andrew Yates |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 20. Minimum total without doubling = 20. Chorus. Includes a panto horse and a chorus |
| Run Time | Around 94 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | Song suggestions for 7 songs are included in the Producer's copy of this script, including 'Hanging around with you', an orriginal song by Andrew Yates for which we supply the sheet music. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | A full length pantomime with a Wild West setting |
| Synopsis | Having failed to land Prince Charming, the Ugly Sisters head to the new world in search of husbands. Their arrival in the frontier town of Dreadwood proves a very nasty shock for the dastardly Billy The Skid but also a hilarious diversion for the other dysfunctional ‘Wild West’ characters that live there as well as Silver the panto horse. |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** MP3 backing track and vocal demo for 'Hanging Around With You' by Andrew Yates, the original song from 'The Good, The Bad and the Ugly Sisters - The Panto'
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| The Goodbridge Million by Sean Dooley |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 13. Minimum total without doubling = 13. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 80 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Full-length comedy play. One set, split between three distinct locations. |
| Synopsis | After years of discussing the same old issues, the Parish Council of the hamlet of Goodbridge is suddenly handed the amazing news that a foreign benefactor is giving the village one million pounds to be spent according to the villagers' wishes. The councillors organise a meeting to allow people to present their proposals for the use of the money, then hold a secret ballot. Unfortunately for the nursery extension, the sports hall and the new church organ, there is an outbreak of tactical voting and the proposal to host the world Scrabble championships wins by a landslide. But never mind all that - the important questions are: can Will ever pluck up enough courage to ask Persephone to marry him? and how will his school play turn out? |
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| The Great Christmas Cracker Heist by Jamie Lakritz |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 12. Minimum total without doubling = 12. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 91 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | A full-length Christmas comedy for a single-location stage set. |
| Synopsis | Everyone at DG Crackers is looking forward to their Christmas bonus, and the staff party. But things aren’t going as well as they seem at DG, so the staff take steps to get the money they’re banking on. |
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| The Great Gold Dust Conspiracy by David Churchyard |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 12. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 25. Minimum total without doubling = 25. No chorus. In this pantomime various characters may be played M or F |
| Run Time | Around 145 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | Song suggestions provided in the Producer's copy. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | A full length pantomime with one main (shop) set and various sub-sets. |
| Synopsis | The 25 strong cast including panto-land characters Aladdin, Beanstalk Jack, Pied Piper and Goldilocks seek out the magic gold dust which gives them their panto powers. The well drawn characters, along with Dobbin the panto horse, join together in non-stop action, song and dance, lashings of corny jokes and audience participation opportunities. |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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| The Great Mallard by Martin Clare |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 7. Minimum total without doubling = 7. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 131 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Full-length comedy on two sets (hotel reception and bedroom). |
| Synopsis | Ginny arrives at The Great Mallard, a dilapidated hotel in a failing British seaside resort. Surprised to have any guests during the off-season, the manager reluctantly accommodates her, but soon finds himself faced with more unexpected guests, all requesting to stay in the same specific room. It rapidly becomes clear that ulterior motives are at play in this tongue-in-cheek thriller. |
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| Green Things in Space by Paul Gisby |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 7. Minimum total with doubling = 12. Minimum total without doubling = 14. No chorus. In addition to the on-stage characters, two people appear on video and there are several voice-overs. |
| Run Time | Around 105 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Full-length play. Simultaneously comic and poignant. Stage (and action) split between a modern hospital and the deck of a sci-fi spaceship! |
| Synopsis | Stan is in hospital, suffering from the effects of years of working with asbestos, but he lives on in his unpublished science fiction epic - an unintentionally hilarious account of a galactic war. |
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| Greeting Cards by Frank Flynn |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 4. Minimum total without doubling = 4. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 127 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | A full length comedy drama with a single setting and some adult themes. |
| Synopsis | Greeting card artist Robbie has suffered a stroke and his room mate Max is struggling to care for him and encourage him to get back to work. Two women, Mandy and Max’s sister Gertie are the catalyst for life saving changes for both Robbie and Max. |
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