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The Babes in the Wood [Rhyming] by Peter Bond
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 7. Minimum total without doubling = 7. No chorus. Whilst the characters all have specific gender, it's a pantomime, so cast it however you like.
Run TimeAround 12 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicThe producer's copy of the script includes lyrics for one optional song (to the tune of The Grand Old Duke of York). Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
StyleA fun script which packs a lot of both physical and verbal comedy into its short running time
SynopsisBen and Lily are travelling through the dangerous Sherwood Forest, but these Babes are not as helpless as expected - they defend themselves with catapults and an assortment of vegetables against the Sheriff, the Nurse, Robin Hood, and even King Richard.
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ExtrasThe following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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Beast and Beauty by Peter Bond
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 4. Minimum total without doubling = 4. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 12 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicThe Producer's Copy of the script, suggests a closing song, but this isn't essential. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
StyleA short verse pantomime in three scenes for a small cast.
SynopsisThe Beast is a Prince who had a spell put on him by a witch called Stinkweed. An insensitive Merchant visits his Palace, thinking it is a National Trust property. When the Merchant's daughter comes to stay, she is so obnoxious that the Beast can't wait to be rid of her and ends up marrying Stinkweed.
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ExtrasThe following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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A Budget Cinderella by Peter Bond
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RolesMinimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 15. Minimum total without doubling = 15. Chorus. Chorus size at Producer's discretion
Run TimeAround 60 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicSong suggestions are provided with the Producer's copy Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
StyleA One Act Pantomime.
SynopsisIn this watered down version of the old favourite there is no watering down of the action, as the usual suspects put a different slant on the Cinderella story.
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ExtrasThe following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
Click here to read the script or Click here for more details.

Cinderella [Version 12] by Peter Bond
RolesMinimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 18. Minimum total without doubling = 18. Chorus.
Run TimeAround 119 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicSuggestions for eleven songs are included with the producer's copy of this script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
StyleA full length, modern panto take on Cinderella.
SynopsisIn this new take on the old favourite we are taken from the Job Centre to the Palace via Hardup Hall by a rejuvenated Fairy Godmother and a talking parrot - as well as the usual suspects. The Ugly Sisters are addicted to Facebook, while Prince Charming runs his life according to his fitbit, and won't dance another step after completing his 1000 paces for the day. Meanwhile the Baroness can usually be found doing her pilates.
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Cinderella [Version 3] by Peter Bond
RolesMinimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 18. Minimum total without doubling = 29. Chorus. Traditionally, the ugly sisters (Sharon and Tracy, in this case) would be played by chaps and prince charming would be played by a girl - but this is optional, so make up your own mind about who does what! Includes rats, mice, horses and a bear!
Run TimeAround 70 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicThe producer's copy of the script includes some song suggestions, with lyrics written to fit the show. (These include a song about tea to the tune of Land of Hope and Glory.) Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
StyleMid-length British Pantomime.
SynopsisA poor girl is downtrodden by her mean Stepmother and hideous stepsisters. Luckily for her, she has a Fairy Godmother on her side and a handsome prince waiting in the wings!
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Goldilocks and the Three Bears [Rhyme] by Peter Bond
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RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 5. Minimum total without doubling = 5. No chorus. Whilst the bears are nominally male and female, they are, after all, bears, so gender will tend to be disguised!
Run TimeAround 7 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming play. This approaches the border of the British pantomime genre. (Make you own mind up on that point!)
SynopsisThe tale of the Three Bears and the diminutive housebreaker with a novel twist at the end.
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Goldilocks and the Three Bears [Version 2] by Peter Bond
RolesMinimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 18. Chorus. A few of the characters are written with a specific gender, but need not be played that way. The chorus is optional. (I suppose one could view that as a chorus of at least no people.)
Run TimeAround 100 minutes. [Estimated!] The estimated run time allows for 10 songs.
MusicThe script includes slots for 10 songs. There are ideas for some of them in the Producer's copy of the script, but all are at the discretion of the production. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
StyleA full-length British pantomime.
SynopsisKing Jarlsberg wants porridge for breakfast but nobody at court is capable of making it, so Goldilocks sets out on a quest across the world to find the perfect porridge recipe. She ends up in Yosemite National Park, where a family of three bears live - and Baby Bear has a brand new chair. Meanwhile, the sinister Baron Gorgonzola is out to nab the recipe for himself.
(Expect some cheesey jokes.)
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Hansel and Gretel [Verse] by Peter Bond
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 6. Minimum total without doubling = 6. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming play. This approaches the border of the British pantomime genre. (Make you own mind up on that point!)
SynopsisA short rhyming play that preserves the villainous role of the father, but takes extreme liberties with other parts of the original tale, casting Hansel and Gretel in a less-than-favourable light.
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Jack and the Beantin by Peter Bond
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RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 9. Minimum total without doubling = 9. No chorus. Characters include the ubiquitous pantomime cow.
Run TimeAround 30 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicThree songs are suggested in the producer's copy of the script, with lyrics supplied for two of them (fitting well-known melodies). Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
StyleShort British pantomimes. A cut-down version of the classic tale that includes a cut-down version of a giant!
SynopsisWhen well-meaning Jack swaps the family cow for a tin of magic beans, he has no idea it'll lead to fortune and a family reunion!
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ExtrasThe following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
Click here to read the script or Click here for more details.

Little Red Riding Hood [Verse] by Peter Bond
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RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 6. Minimum total without doubling = 6. No chorus. Characters, of course, include a wolf.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleSimple verse play for kids. (A sort of short British pantomime.)
SynopsisRed Riding Hood, her mother, and her brother Robin (who you may know from other pantomimes) live in a cottage in the woods. One winter's day Red's mother asks her to take a Christmas hamper to her Grandma, but a Wolf is on the prowl, and there's no woodcutter in sight...
PriceFor scripts and live performance rights, please click on the Price Link to find the cost.  For scripts and lockdown videos/streaming rights, click here
ExtrasThe following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
Click here to read the script or Click here for more details.

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