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Goldilocks and the Three Bears [Rhyme] by Peter Bond Best Seller |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 5. Minimum total without doubling = 5. No chorus. Whilst the bears are nominally male and female, they are, after all, bears, so gender will tend to be disguised! |
Run Time | Around 7 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | None. |
Style | Short rhyming play. This approaches the border of the British pantomime genre. (Make you own mind up on that point!) |
Synopsis | The tale of the Three Bears and the diminutive housebreaker with a novel twist at the end. |
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Goldilocks and the Three Bears [Version 2] by Peter Bond |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 18. Chorus. A few of the characters are written with a specific gender, but need not be played that way. The chorus is optional. (I suppose one could view that as a chorus of at least no people.) |
Run Time | Around 100 minutes. [Estimated!] The estimated run time allows for 10 songs. |
Music | The script includes slots for 10 songs. There are ideas for some of them in the Producer's copy of the script, but all are at the discretion of the production. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | A full-length British pantomime. |
Synopsis | King Jarlsberg wants porridge for breakfast but nobody at court is capable of making it, so Goldilocks sets out on a quest across the world to find the perfect porridge recipe. She ends up in Yosemite National Park, where a family of three bears live - and Baby Bear has a brand new chair. Meanwhile, the sinister Baron Gorgonzola is out to nab the recipe for himself. (Expect some cheesey jokes.) |
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Goldilocks And The Three Bears [Version 3] by Warren McWilliams |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 15. Minimum total without doubling = 37. Chorus. The authors notes suggest that performance with a cast of 15 is possible, but would require losing some of the circus performers from act 2, with redistribution of their lines. Otherwise the minimum would be 21. |
Run Time | Around 100 minutes. [Estimated!] The run-time assumes the use of the 14 suggested songs. |
Music | The Producer's Copy of the script includes suggestions for 14 songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | Full-length pantomime straying a long way from the original folk tale with plenty of unusual characters and pantomime silliness. It's a fast-moving panto with plenty of good jokes. |
Synopsis | Goldilocks, with her brother Billy and their mother Dame Gertie Gemmell, ventures into the woods to recruit a new act for their circus. They find one that's just right - three dancing bears. But the twisted debt collector Mr De Ville is set on closing down all circuses. |
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Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script: ** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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Goldilocks: Bears All by Jonathan Goodson |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 11. Minimum total with doubling = 22. Minimum total without doubling = 22. Chorus. |
Run Time | Around 114 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | Sheet music for 1 original song is provided with the Producer's Copy of the script. The Producer's Copy also contains suggestions for a further 11 songs. |
Style | Large-cast British panto with an original story, spun out from the story of Goldilocks and the three bears. |
Synopsis | Goldilocks loves the woods and all the creatures in them, but her sister Raven loves Lancelot, and he loves her. Doesn't he? Surely he’s not just trying to gain possession of the cottage they live in to get access to new coalfields? |
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Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script: ** Vocal Demo and rehearsal track (piano with vocal line played on another instrument) for 'Crystal Shallows', the original song from 'Goldilocks: Bears All' by Jonathan Goodson.
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The Good, The Bad and The Panto by Paul Barron Production by Whitley Chapel YFC won the national Young Farmers Club panto competition, 2015 (and, of course, all rounds leading up to it). |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 7. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 18. Minimum total without doubling = 26. Chorus. The usual pantomime characters translated neatly into a Wild West setting - the villain is a Mexican bandit, the comedy duo are the sheriff's deputies, and so on. Normal panto juxtapositions apply, so make your own mind up as to who plays what! |
Run Time | Around 90 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | The Producer's copy of the script includes suggestions for 11 songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | British pantomime with a Wild West setting |
Synopsis | Without the financial means to support them both, plucky young Will is denied the privilege of courting the Sheriff's daughter, Alice. Down on his luck, he meets an old cowboy who gives him a map to the desert gold mine - rumoured to be haunted by dangerous ghosts. But these are rumours spread by mexican bandit El Loco, who wants the gold for himself, and may be a great deal more dangerous! |
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Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script: ** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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The Good, The Bad And The Ugly Sisters - The Panto by Andrew Yates |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 20. Minimum total without doubling = 20. Chorus. Includes a panto horse and a chorus |
Run Time | Around 94 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | Song suggestions for 7 songs are included in the Producer's copy of this script, including 'Hanging around with you', an orriginal song by Andrew Yates for which we supply the sheet music. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | A full length pantomime with a Wild West setting |
Synopsis | Having failed to land Prince Charming, the Ugly Sisters head to the new world in search of husbands. Their arrival in the frontier town of Dreadwood proves a very nasty shock for the dastardly Billy The Skid but also a hilarious diversion for the other dysfunctional ‘Wild West’ characters that live there as well as Silver the panto horse. |
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Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script: ** MP3 backing track and vocal demo for 'Hanging Around With You' by Andrew Yates, the original song from 'The Good, The Bad and the Ugly Sisters - The Panto'
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Goose Joose by Russell Gillman |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 7. Minimum total without doubling = 8. No chorus. Characters include Geraldine the Goose, who is described as a puppet controlled by other characters but could also be someone in a goose costume. It's styled as a British pantomime, so the usual panto juxtapositions apply. |
Run Time | Around 20 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | None. |
Style | Mini panto - some panto conventions, but crammed into a very short production. Minimal set. |
Synopsis | Daffodil farm is in trouble - unless the animals eat their food and the goose starts laying again, nothing will sell at the market! Dame Daffodil sends her daughter to find a man to help them out, but she's kidnapped by Wizard Fafafafafafa! Can heroic Peter Thigh save her and the farm? |
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Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script: ** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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The Great British Panto Chase-Off Quiz by Cheryl Barrett Best Seller |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 7. Minimum total without doubling = 7. No chorus. |
Run Time | Around 15 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | None. |
Style | A fun mash of panto and quiz show tropes, which would easily fit into a revue evening. Fast paced with a lot of good jokes. Small cast and could be done under social distancing if needed. |
Synopsis | Buttons, the presenter of a popular TV quiz, plays host to four pantomime characters determined to win the prize money. In true panto villain style, their opponent, Abanazar, sets out to thwart their plans and steal the prize money. |
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The Great Gold Dust Conspiracy by David Churchyard |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 12. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 25. Minimum total without doubling = 25. No chorus. In this pantomime various characters may be played M or F |
Run Time | Around 145 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | Song suggestions provided in the Producer's copy. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | A full length pantomime with one main (shop) set and various sub-sets. |
Synopsis | The 25 strong cast including panto-land characters Aladdin, Beanstalk Jack, Pied Piper and Goldilocks seek out the magic gold dust which gives them their panto powers. The well drawn characters, along with Dobbin the panto horse, join together in non-stop action, song and dance, lashings of corny jokes and audience participation opportunities. |
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Hans and Gretel by Paul John Matthews |
Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 20. Minimum total without doubling = 22. Chorus. Variable chorus size at Producer's discretion. |
Run Time | Around 120 minutes. [Estimated!] |
Music | Song suggestions for 19 songs are provided with the Producer's copy of this script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
Style | A full length pantomime, with various settings. |
Synopsis | Dame Beatrice, aunt to Hans and Gretel, handsome Prince Kurt with his entourage, and the whole of his police force (!) combine - to prevent evil witch Gretchen and her weird attendants from turning Hans and Gretel into gingerbread men. A giant bird helps as well... A traditional panto with good and evil characters, and plenty of audience involvement. |
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