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| It's Panto, Boris - But Not As We Know It by Cheryl Barrett |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 6. No chorus. Written for six separate actors (probably a mix of male and female), but could conceivably be played by one, probably female. |
| Run Time | Around 48 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Six monologues - which could easily be performed as video conferencing pieces. |
| Synopsis | A collection of six pantomime-themed monologues referencing topical issues of 2020. |
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| Jo White and the Seven by Anne Bourke |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 24. Minimum total without doubling = 27. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 62 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | 7 songs, which can be performed at specified points in the play, are suggested in the producer's script, 5 of which have amended lyrics. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | One-act panto with minimal set requirements, suitable for young performers. |
| Synopsis | In this present-day update of Snow White in panto style, young and beautiful Jo White escapes the threat of her wicked stepmother to find sanctuary with boy band The Seven. Helping them to victory, she also finds true love and a happy ending. |
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| Oh No It Isn't! by Sharon Hulm, Geoff Rogers & Vera Rogers |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 12. Minimum total without doubling = 53. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 70 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | The producer's copy of the script includes suggestions for 11 songs with one set of original lyrics to a well-known melody. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | Revue (sketch show) with a pantomime theme! (One sketch contains mild swearing.) |
| Synopsis | Seventeen comedy sketches, including
- Ministry Of Pantomimes
- The Wrong Props
- Before The Ball
- Summing Up For The Plaintiff
- Let Sleeping Princesses Lie
- Am I A Prince?
- The Naked Cow (parts 1 and 2)
-Good Morning Pantoland
- My Stepmother Tried To Kill Me
- After The Ball
- Dame Academy |
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Once Upon a Time by Paul Barron & Sarah Dyson
Best Seller Performance by Oswestry Musical Theatre Company awarded NODA West Midlands (District 2) best panto, 2015. |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 24. Minimum total without doubling = 28. Chorus. Usual pantomime juxtapositions - dame played by a man, principal boy by a girl. After that, you can make up your own mind! |
| Run Time | Around 80 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | Some songs suggested in the Producer's copy of the script - others are left to the native wit of the production team. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | Two-act English Pantomime (physical comedy, jokes, cross-dressing, that sort of thing.) |
| Synopsis | The daughter of Cinderella is about to marry the son of Snow White, banishing evil from Pantoland forever or so the ancient prophecy says. Naturally the baddies aren't taking this lying down! Evelyn, the wickedest of wicked witches, spirits Princess Lottie and her two idiot helpers Nick and Nack away from the palace and drops them on the edge of Pantoland in the hopes that Prince Marvellous will despair and abandon his plans to marry her. Of course, the Prince embarks on a rescue mission, but what lies in store for him? |
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Rhyming Snow White by Richard Coleman
Best Seller |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 13. Minimum total without doubling = 13. No chorus. Numbers are very flexible. There are nominally seven gnomes (not dwarfs in this version!), but this number could be shrunk or expanded. |
| Run Time | Around 10 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | A simple, humorous rendition of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in verse. Minimal set requirements. |
| Synopsis | On the run from the wicked queen, Snow White becomes housekeeper to a bunch of diminutive miners. The queen finds her and poisons her, but Snow White is saved by a handsome prince. The sort of thing that could happen to anyone. |
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| Snow White by Alexandra Slater |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 8. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 29. Minimum total without doubling = 29. No chorus. Amongst the usual suspects, tall and short, this version includes a group of enchanted trees. (Ideal for your most wooden actors.) |
| Run Time | Around 115 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | The Producer's Copy of the script includes suggestions for 12 songs. (Others could be substituted at the discretion of the production team.) Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | British panto, bound up in a fast pace, driven along by a comedy duo of narrators who are an act in themselves. Great opportunities both for the cast to sparkle, with the very well drawn characters, and for the audience to join in. |
| Synopsis | This retelling of the old favourite has all of the ingredients we expect from Snow White but with hilarious new twists. |
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| Snow White - The Sequel by Susan Vesey |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 7. Minimum total with doubling = 23. Minimum total without doubling = 27. Chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 70 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Short(ish) pantomime, including short(ish) cast (apart from Tiny, who is tall). |
| Synopsis | In this jolly pantomime we discover what has happened to Snow White since we last saw her twenty years ago. She has married her true love the King of Bislania and they are living happily together with their four children. However, their happiness is threatened by the return of the Wicked Queen Elvira who has spent 20 years collecting all the broken pieces of the Magic Mirror. Can Muddles the jester and his mother Dame Neffertiti enlist the help of the dwarves and the fairies to thwart her evil plan? Of course they can, this is a pantomime and all the necessary ingredients of corny jokes, lots of action and audience participation take us on our way to a happy ending. |
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| Snow White [Version 5] by Peter Bond |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 14. Minimum total without doubling = 18. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 117 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | There are 12 points in the script appropriate for songs, and the producer's copy of the script contains suggestions for each (in some cases, multiple suggestions). Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | Full-length pantomime based on the traditional story, using a variety of sets. |
| Synopsis | The traditional story - just. The Queen has an app on her mobile, rather than a mirror. Snow White is a gym enthusiast who is not impressed when the Dwarfs suggest that she's in charge of the housework. Ida No and Noah Dear are two palace servants entrusted with losing Snow White in the forest - they take her there to play Crazy Golf. In the forest lives a Giant Rabbit, with teeth like pitchforks and claws like electric drills. The King is turning his Palace into a theme park with an impenetrable maze. And there's the army - Major Booboo and two soldiers called Not-Here and Nowhere. |
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| Snow White and the Curse of the Ice Queen by Peter Nuttall |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 11. Minimum total without doubling = 11. No chorus. The Dame is assumed to be played by a man, the Prince (as a panto principal boy) by a girl. |
| Run Time | Around 75 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | Sheet music for one original song is supplied with the producer's copy of the script. Other songs are suggested. |
| Style | English pantomime, a variant on the Snow White fairy tale. |
| Synopsis | The Ice Queen wants to consolidate her hold on the kingdom by marrying Prince Charming. To do that, she has to get rid of Snow White. Unfortunately for her, she picks the Prince's brother - who she has transformed into a hobgoblin to finish the job - and after that it's just a matter of getting the right people to do the right things. (As if they would!) |
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| Snow White and the Jealous Queen by Mark Seaman |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 20. Minimum total without doubling = 20. Chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 135 minutes. [Estimated!] Script estimated at 1 hour 50 minutes, 25 minutes allowed for songs. |
| Music | All songs at the discretion of the Producer Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | A full length pantomime in multiple settings. |
| Synopsis | A new look at the old favourite - as Dame Dingle and animal friends, ably assisted by the 'dwarves' help Snow White attain her dream of marrying handsome Prince Leopold, despite the malevolent machinations of evil Queen Vanity. |
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