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The Ratcatcher's Lament by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming monologue. No set requirements.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisWhat happens when the bottom drops out of the rat catching market!
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Rubbish by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comic monologue. No set or props required.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisA review (part of a revue) of the changing attitudes to waste and recycling.
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Transplants by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. George and Wally are written male, but need not be.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. No set requirements.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisAn absurd look at the world of medical advances.
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The Trumpeter by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comic monologue. No set or props required.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisWith a fanfare, we present the tale of Thomas the Trumpeter and his performance before Her Majesty the Queen.
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A TV With Just One Button by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Two men and a child.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. Set indicative of a living room (seating, a television).
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisMark and Bob grapple with a new television.
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A Ventriloquist's Tale by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Whilst this is presented as a monologue, it could also be performed by three people, playing narrator, ventriloquist and psychiatrist.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comedy monologue (no set or props required).
SynopsisA Ventriloquist who fears he's being controlled by his dummy seeks professional help and gets some straight talking.
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You Will Go No More A-Haunting by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 4. No chorus. Whilst the main characters are written 1M, 1F, the author would be happy if St. Gladys (the patron saint of bureaucrats) underwent gender reassignment. The two guards are non-speaking and only make a brief appearance. They are optional!
Run TimeAround 12 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch, of puns and strange ideas about the afterlife. Single office set. Contains mild swearing.
SynopsisSir Thomas Pickington has been happily haunting the same spot for 500 years, but now he's up against the new HSE - the Haunting Safety Executive, and they have some different ideas about how he should be doing his haunting.
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