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Emporium 2 by Bob Tucker
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 5. Minimum total without doubling = 5. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 15 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleFifteen-minute comedy play, single (simple) set, simple props.
SynopsisThe Emporium has been broken into overnight (after the staff closed the shop at 5:37 the previous evening) and P.C. Bromley is sent to investigate. Ms. Dressoir, the shop owner, has some specific ideas about how the investigation should continue and how P.C. Bromley should stay away from her daughter Michelle. (Set in the same establishment as 'Emporium', so could be played stand-alone or as a sequel.)
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Fast and Furious by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. A customer, a helpdesk operator and a voiceover (which could be recorded)
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch requiring a couple of desks.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisA computer user tries to get help with a technical problem.
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Fragrant Friend by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The 'action' takes place in a queue of people in a Post Office, to there are opportunities for non-speaking extras if you so desire.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. No set or props.
SynopsisTwo old comrades meet... and one wishes that they hadn't...
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Freya's Necklace by Jonathan Edgington
Selected for and performed at the 'Time For Something New' playwriting festival 2018 at the Bread & Roses Theatre, London.
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 12 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA comedy sketch with a single (charity shop) setting.
SynopsisJust a normal day in a charity shop? Probably, until Freya the Norse Goddess of Love and War enters on a bit of a mission.
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Gifts by Bob Tucker
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. There is no formal chorus, but an option for a live choir. (Not many people will take up this option.)
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTen minute comedy play, single set. A fantasia on the theme of the twelve days of Christmas.
SynopsisA customer enters a shop that claims to arrange any type of gift with a very specific Christmas list... One that sounds awfully familiar.
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Give Her One From Me by Croft & Barnett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleAn adult comedy sketch with a single, pharmacy counter, setting.
SynopsisThomas has come to Jeremy's pharmacy to buy condoms. In his 'nudge, nudge, wink, wink' way Jeremy sufficiently embarrasses Thomas - to lead him to reveal what he is planning to use the condoms for.
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Give Me the Money by Stephen Murphy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The characters are an 18-year-old and a much older lady, but that's playing age, and there's plenty of scope for the wardrobe and make-up departments to accommodate actors of other ages.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA fun, punchy sketch. Easy to stage and could fit well into variety evenings.
SynopsisA youth attempts to rob a post office, but the elderly postmistress turns the tables on him.
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Have You Any Bread? by Jos Biggs
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch with a minimal set (a simulated shop counter).
SynopsisA customer attempts to buy bread from the bakery, but ends up investigating the surprising hours of the village.
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In the Bookshop by tlc Creative
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. One of the characters is assumed to be male, given that in the character name is 'man', however this does not really seem to be necessary!
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch.
SynopsisA bookseller tries to pre-empt his customer's requests for books.
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In the Computer Shop by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. Single set - represent a computer shop as simply as you can!
SynopsisA customer struggles with the complexities of the computer market or, depending on your point of view, a techie struggles with the complexities of humantity.
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