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Two Cops by tlc Creative
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Fixed number, flexible gender!
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy skit with no set or prop requirements - therefore suitable for performing front-of-curtain to cover a scene change during a sketch show.
SynopsisTwo police officers meet and indulge in a sort of bragging contest for who has the funniest police stories.
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Two Farmers by Damian Trasler & David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Both characters are farmers, hence the title. (Could be male or female.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch with no set and no props (give or take an implicit farm gate!)
SynopsisTwo farmers converse! A thinly disguised string of dreadful farmyard-related jokes!
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The Two Igors by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 5. Minimum total without doubling = 5. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch for five performers.
SynopsisOn the verge of creating new life, Doctor Frankenstein has to face complaints from his hunchbacked assistant.
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Two Surgeons by Damian Trasler & Steve Clark
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTen-minute comedy sketch.
SynopsisTwo surgeons converse while performing an operation. Cue a string of dreadful medical jokes!
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UFO Hotline by John Passadino
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 5. No chorus. Two on-stage characters and three offstage voices, two of which might be recorded (Ellen would be better live).
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch with two possible endings.
SynopsisRon and Grace's second date is going well until a flying saucer lands nearby and the occupant begins to approach them. Attempts to call for help see them redirected to the UFO Hotline, which is not as useful as they'd hoped.
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The Uncomfortable Announcer by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short two-handed sketch, with a minimal set.
SynopsisA hardware store decides to increase its sales figures, with some new in-store announcements... which seem to have a certain amount of innuendo.
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Undercover Boss by Hugh Smith
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA funny set-up makes for a good sketch that doesn't outstay its welcome. Needs a desk and two chairs.
SynopsisThe new owner of a ballet company and its principal male dancer meet to discuss a recent performance of Giselle, at which the boss had gone undercover.
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An Unlikely Event by James Harvey
RolesMinimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTen-minute play, single set (a park bench).
SynopsisWhat at first appears to be a whimsical exchange between two old men on a park bench takes a turn into more dangerous territory!
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Upgrades by tlc Creative
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy skit. Single set. Some props for visual jokes!
SynopsisFlushed with the success of his new invention, Alexander Graham Bell describes his plans for upgrading his phone to his assistant, Watson.
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The Ups and Downs of Father Jack by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. These are pantomime characters, so Jack could very well be played as a pantomime Principal Boy (so by a girl). The baby is nominally male.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch.
From the Laughter Lines collection.
SynopsisJack comes down the beanstalk again, and discovers that there have been some changes at home...
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