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Dirty Prime Minister by Croft & Barnett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. One character is an offstage voice.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short sketch, with an adult theme, set in an office.
SynopsisThis is featuring a Prime Minister responding to some terrible accusations in the press, about the nature of his relationship with a 'hoover'.
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Dr Death by Croft & Barnett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch set in a doctor's surgery.
SynopsisMr Peters wants a cure for his bad back, and the doctor has a suggestion that will definitely prevent him feeling any pain... ever again!
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Give Her One From Me by Croft & Barnett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleAn adult comedy sketch with a single, pharmacy counter, setting.
SynopsisThomas has come to Jeremy's pharmacy to buy condoms. In his 'nudge, nudge, wink, wink' way Jeremy sufficiently embarrasses Thomas - to lead him to reveal what he is planning to use the condoms for.
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Scrooge Lives Next Door by Croft & Barnett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 4. Minimum total without doubling = 4. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch, with a simple set.
SynopsisJolly Jim was having a merry Christmas, until some unwelcome spirits pay him a visit and spill some unpleasant beans.
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The Three Wise 'Men' by Croft & Barnett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA simple sketch requiring a minimal set.
SynopsisThe three wise men arrive at Bethlehem and pick up their gifts, but one is less manly than expected. Could one of them be a wise... woman?
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