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Battlefield Re-Enactment by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 4. Minimum total without doubling = 4. No chorus. Characters Army 1 and Army 2 can be one person or several people each.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch.
SynopsisAn interviewer explores the exciting world of the amateur battlefield re-enactor.
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The Business Meeting by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch
SynopsisTwo motivated high flyers plan their strategies in a business meeting with a twist.
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Catapult by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Two on-stage characters and an offstage voice. Roger and Geoffrey are written male but gender is unimportant and names can be changed to fit the gender of the available actors.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch with no set requirements.
SynopsisTwo medieval peasants try out a new, quick, cheap form of transport.
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Cops and Robbers by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. One adult and one child (but it's comedy, so the age needs to be played, not necessarily actual).
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. No set required.
SynopsisBarry explains to his dad how the kids today play cops and robbers...
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A Day At A Spa Resort by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch
SynopsisTwo long-time friends meet to discuss their respective lifestyles.
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A Format Too Far by David Lovesy
New
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 1 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleVery, very short comedy sketch.
SynopsisA new TV show format is pitched to a commissioning editor but is there a flaw in the concept?
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Fundraiser by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 4. Minimum total without doubling = 4. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA very short comedy sketch, with no set requirements.
SynopsisWith funding running low, how might the Cruttock's End Lap Dance and Pole Artistes Collective raise some capital?
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Heading Home by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Whilst the characters are nominally gendered, they are, when all's said and done, two pigeons and a cat!
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch. The author suggests it could be performed as a radio play so that the anthropomorphic twist is not revealed until the right moment, but it could be staged. No set or props required, though if it is staged, costumes would be a good idea!
SynopsisA pair of homing pigeons encounter difficulties finding their way home.
A sketch from the 'Bright and Shiny Radio Show' collection
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The Hitchhiker by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch. It is possible that David Lovesy has been reading too many children's books...
SynopsisSimon picks up a hitchhiker and is shocked to learn Perry's secret identity.
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Horror-scopes by David Lovesy
New
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The male role is a phone-in voice. This might be better done live but it could conceivably be recorded.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTwo minute comedy sketch with no specific requirements for set or props. (A couple of comfortable seats would help.)
SynopsisTony calls the astrology section of a chat show and gets to learn a bit more than he expected about his future...
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