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Careless Talk by Hugh Smith
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch - a parody verging on the surreal. Set on a railway station, but really doesn't need any set.
SynopsisTwo wartime spies meet at a railway station and talk nonsense.
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Identity Theft by Hugh Smith
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 7 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch in a living room setting.
SynopsisA man arrives home to tell his wife that he's been the victim of identity theft. Moments later, a second man enters to tell the same story.
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Relationship Counsellor by Hugh Smith
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA comedy sketch in a simple domestic setting.
SynopsisA man arrives home to be told by his wife that she's leaving him for George Clooney. The sort of thing that could happen to anybody.
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Tree Audition by Hugh Smith
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA comedy sketch with minimal set requirements.
SynopsisAn actress uses underhand tactics to put off a rival while waiting to audition for the part of Lady Macbeth.
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Undercover Boss by Hugh Smith
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA funny set-up makes for a good sketch that doesn't outstay its welcome. Needs a desk and two chairs.
SynopsisThe new owner of a ballet company and its principal male dancer meet to discuss a recent performance of Giselle, at which the boss had gone undercover.
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You Are What You Eat by Hugh Smith
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 4. Minimum total without doubling = 4. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicThere is a suggestion for an extract from an out-of-copyright Music Hall song. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
StyleA funny, efficient, and easy to stage sketch.
SynopsisA doctor has problems with a patient who has not responded to organic hummus and with another who has overdosed on Tuscan olives and sun-dried tomatoes.
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