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Addiction by John Passadino
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 12 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleDark, dramatic monologue. Minimal set. (US English.)
SynopsisMatthew talks to his wife, admitting his shortcomings as a partner and husband, but is finally overcome by rage.
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Facebook Anonymous by John Passadino
RolesMinimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 5. Minimum total without doubling = 5. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy skit. Minimal set. (US English.)
SynopsisIt's the first meeting of the Facebook Anonymous group, and the members nervously share their tragic stories, only to find that the Counselor may have a bigger problem than they do.
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Memories by John Passadino
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 4. No chorus. Three on-stage characters and an off-stage voice.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleRomantic comedy in two short scenes.
SynopsisRobert's a great actor, and Judith is certain he's the one to star in her new play, but he's having a lot of doubts about his ability to remember the lines. His co-star does her best to help him out, with startling results.
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My Friend Ed by John Passadino
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 4. Minimum total without doubling = 5. No chorus. Four on-stage characters and an offstage (female) voice.
Run TimeAround 16 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicThe script suggests the use of two songs for Karaoke! Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.
StyleShort comedy in a single set. (Written for a living room with practical doors, but the set could be simplified to just furniture.)
American English.
SynopsisLinda really wishes her husband John would change his ways. At least she thinks so, right up to the moment when he does change his ways, thanks to his disturbing new friend Ed. Just what have the two men been up to?
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Red Man Blue by John Passadino
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RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus. Ken is written male, but could be played female at the discretion of the production.
Run TimeAround 11 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort dramatic monologue. Minimal set.. US English.
SynopsisAfter missing his train, Ken sits in a bar contemplating the homeless folks he can see in Penn Station. After venting his distaste, he discovers he has been transformed into one of their number.
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UFO Hotline by John Passadino
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 5. No chorus. Two on-stage characters and three offstage voices, two of which might be recorded (Ellen would be better live).
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch with two possible endings.
SynopsisRon and Grace's second date is going well until a flying saucer lands nearby and the occupant begins to approach them. Attempts to call for help see them redirected to the UFO Hotline, which is not as useful as they'd hoped.
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