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Between Rock and Roll and a Hard Place by Peter May
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch with a single (gentlemen’s club) setting.
SynopsisEdward De Vere is relaxing at his gentlemen’s club when he is approached by an odd character with a surprising request.
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Cut to the Chase by Peter May
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch with a single (vet’s waiting room) setting. No props or set decoration needed.
SynopsisIn the vet’s waiting room, two dogs, Cagney and Spot, strike up a conversation. Cagney eventually realises that his pastime of chasing female dogs has repercussions.
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Don't Stand on Ceremony by Peter May
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch with a single (church) setting.
SynopsisTwo elderly ladies, distant members of the groom’s family, are waiting in the church before the wedding ceremony, and discussing proceedings.
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Every Dog Has Its Day by Peter May
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch for two actors, no props or set required.
SynopsisA long line of disembodied souls are waiting to see God, to find out what the future holds for them.
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The Finger of Fate by Peter May
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch for two actors, no set necessary.
SynopsisIt’s the French Revolution, but not all of the peasants are revolting.
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In The Same Boat by Peter May
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch for two actors, no set necessary.
SynopsisNoel is in his garden shed trying to make a rabbit hutch when he hears the voice of God.
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Monkeying Around by Peter May
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch with a single (zoo enclosure) setting.
SynopsisTwo of the older residents of the zoo’s monkey enclosure are watching the public from a high tree branch.
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Once More Unto the Breeches by Peter May
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA comedy sketch with minimal set requirement.
SynopsisDarren and Sharon are having a quiet evening at home. The television is being repaired so they are both reading. Darren criticises Sharon’s choice of novel.
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Service With A Sneer by Peter May
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA comedy sketch with minimal set requirement.
SynopsisA diner has trouble navigating the menu in an upmarket restaurant. The waiter grits his teeth and tries hard to apply the golden rule of service with a smile.
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Stonewinge by Peter May
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch with no set necessary.
SynopsisA traveller walking alone in Southern England happens upon a man moving large blocks of stone and engages in conversation with him.
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