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Abandon Ship by Robert Black
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short sketch with a single setting.
SynopsisThe ship is sinking, but Fred and Ernie’s prevarication and bickering leaves them vulnerable.
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The Also-Ran Club by Robert Black
RolesMinimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 4. Minimum total without doubling = 4. No chorus. An interesting set of people. It's not that they're a bunch of losers, just that they never manage to win...
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. No specific set requirements (you have to decide for yourself where the Also-Ran Club might meet.)
SynopsisA group of unsuccessful inventors including Ted Edison and Mickey Morse make valiant efforts to invent a club for also-rans but amid confusion they are doomed, as usual, to failure.
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Billy Loves Brenda by Robert Black
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch.
SynopsisBilly has just got a romantic tattoo. There's only one problem - it doesn't quite match his circumstances.
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The Brotherhood of Big Ben by Robert Black
RolesMinimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch for three actors, no set required.
SynopsisJack Steeple wants to join the secretive Brotherhood of Big Ben, but first he must undergo the initiation ceremony.
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Double Deck Of Cards by Robert Black
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch with a minimal set (but requiring two bus drivers' uniforms).
SynopsisTwo bus drivers discuss why people say 'If he was run down by a bus' and nearly come to blows over some bad jokes.
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Future Gazing by Robert Black
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short sketch
SynopsisErnie thinks he can see the future through a portable crystal ball - which looks suspiciously like a glass marble. Fred has his doubts.
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Hefty the Elephant by Robert Black
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch with no set required.
SynopsisBen and Jerry wonder where Hefty went after running away from the circus and whether he joined Nellie.
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Message For Sophie by Robert Black
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The Doctor should be considerably older than Sophie.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch, with minimal (a chair) set.
SynopsisSophie is really, really attached to her mobile and the Doctor thinks it's time for drastic measures.
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Missed the Last Bus by Robert Black
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch with no set necessary.
SynopsisPeter and Mary spoil a pleasant night out as they miss the last bus home and the blame game begins.
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Mister Right by Robert Black
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comic dialogue (no set needed).
SynopsisTwo geeky friends, Vincent and Harry, both reckon the other has no chance of keeping a girlfriend unless they get rid of their favourite wall poster.
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