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A Bag of Swag by Bob Hammond
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 12 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA two-handed comedy sketch with no set necessary.
SynopsisA cat burglar is going about his business one dark night, with a bag of swag over his shoulder, when he is confronted by a patrolling policeman. Can the burglar smooth talk his way out of his precarious situation? Will the policeman's suspicions be confirmed? Where do the turnips come from? Delve into A Bag of Swag and find out.
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Day Job by Janet S. Tiger
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 13 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort, dark comedy in a single set.
SynopsisA teacher is marking papers when he is interrupted by a drunk student with suicidal intent.
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The Doctor And Mr Rogers by Kal B Sisson
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short dark comedy sketch set in a doctor's consulting room.
SynopsisMr Rogers takes some convincing, when the doctor tells him the bad news - that his condition means he has only minutes to live.
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Final Motions by Jamie Hope
New
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. The characters are written as 2M, 1F, but that isn't important for the content, so any mixture could be used with appropriate tweaks to the way the characters are addressed.
Run TimeAround 13 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short, dark, surreal comedy play. (If it had music, it would be a musical.)
SynopsisDoctor Schliersee has to deliver some bad news to Mr Whoston, who doesn't take it well. He also doesn’t appreciate the doctor's exhortation to make the most of his remaining time, rather than seek a cure.
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The Green Bikini by Alexis Coward
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA dark comedy monologue with no set necessary. One example of adult language.
SynopsisA woman discusses the change of her holiday plans and how they have affected her. Distracted by carpet stains and visitors, she incriminates herself.
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Hi Santa, Remember Me? by Trevor Suthers
Winner of the 'Pint-Sized Plays' competition, 2008
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. The (silent) barman is written male, but need not be.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTen-minute dark comedy play. Single (simple barroom) set. Contains mild swearing.
SynopsisTrying to have a quiet drink in his off-season, Santa is accosted by someone claiming to be his biggest fan, but who actually has a complaint to make...
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Mortal Fears by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. A husband and wife. No particular age.
Run TimeAround 1 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleVery short (slightly dark) comedy sketch. In theory a domestic setting, but no real requirement for set or props. Requires some sound effects.
SynopsisGeoff, a rather neurotic hypochondriac discusses his latest symptoms with his wife, Susan.
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School Survivor by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 4. Minimum total without doubling = 4. No chorus. As written, the characters are two TV show presenters and two (non-speaking) secondary school students. We don't think this should be a constraint on the ages of the actors.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleDark comedy sketch in which the stresses of reality TV meet the stresses of the education system.
SynopsisThe latest TV reality show. Can the competing students survive the challenges?
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Shit Happens by Elizabeth Riley
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus. The producer's script includes an alternate ending featuring two additional (gender non-specific) characters.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA dark comedy monologue on a kitchen set.
SynopsisKath’s up earlier than usual to ensure her packages reach Australia for Valentine’s Day. It’s important to her, because her husband always set great store by Valentine’s Day. Shame he won’t see it this year...
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Sunny Side Up by Stephen Murphy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Both character written male but could be changed to female.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA comedy sketch. A dark comedy sketch. Simple set.
SynopsisMr Cruthers is looking to sort out his stay at the Sunny-Side-Up campsite, but it's more than a little unusual. Not least because some of the helpful staff are a bit on the - er - dead side.
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