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Knotweed by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA rhyming comedy monologue with no set requirement.
SynopsisMonty is in a dilemma when an invasive plant takes over his garden. But is it Knotweed or is it not?
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Long Live Pantomime by Cheryl Barrett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleRhyming monologue (no requirements for set or props).
SynopsisA brief introduction to the traditions of British pantomime.
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Mother of the Bride by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 5. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleEither a rhyming monologue or a piece for a cast of five! No set requirements, no props.
SynopsisA mother of four (unwed) daughters bewails the lack of matrimonial bliss in her family.
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A One Hearse Town by Cheryl Barrett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming monologue.
SynopsisAn Irish village is bereft of a spiritual centre since the Priest departed with a lady named Bridget. Luckily, the Pub now stands in the church's stead, offering solace, groceries, community and, of course, whiskey.
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Packaging by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comic monologue. No set or props required.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisA frustrated rant about the stuff that comes with (and frequently prevents you getting at) the stuff you buy.
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The Ratcatcher's Lament by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming monologue. No set requirements.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisWhat happens when the bottom drops out of the rat catching market!
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Rubbish by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comic monologue. No set or props required.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisA review (part of a revue) of the changing attitudes to waste and recycling.
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To Hell With The Housework by Cheryl Barrett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus. The gender of the speaker is not identified (but he or she definitely has a downer on domesticity).
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comedy monologue.
SynopsisA rhyming monologue about a big old fight in the cleaning equipment cupboard.
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The Trumpeter by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comic monologue. No set or props required.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisWith a fanfare, we present the tale of Thomas the Trumpeter and his performance before Her Majesty the Queen.
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A Ventriloquist's Tale by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Whilst this is presented as a monologue, it could also be performed by three people, playing narrator, ventriloquist and psychiatrist.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comedy monologue (no set or props required).
SynopsisA Ventriloquist who fears he's being controlled by his dummy seeks professional help and gets some straight talking.
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