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Jack and the Beanstalk [A Deadpan Panto] by Stuart Ardern
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| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 8. Minimum total without doubling = 8. No chorus. It's a pantomime. Make your own mind up as to who plays what. |
| Run Time | Around 5 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Originally written for an unrehearsed reading at a Christmas party, so no set, simple lines, minimal action (if any) and a good deal of silliness. |
| Synopsis | With the aid of his mother, their cow, a fairy and some magic beans, Jack Trott rescues a princess and a hen from a giant and thwarts the greedy landlord. |
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** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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Panto Question Time by Sue Gordon
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| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 6. Minimum total without doubling = 6. No chorus. The characters are all nominally adults, but could be played by children. Having a pantomime theme, it would be entirely possible to play one or more of the female characters as a pantomime dame (i.e. played by a male) |
| Run Time | Around 10 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Ten-minute sketch, combining pantomime themes with the format of the TV 'Question Time' panel format. |
| Synopsis | Cinderella's Stepmother, Alice (Mrs. Whittington), the Giant's Wife (from the top of the beanstalk) and Jack's Mother (from the other end) take questions from (planted in!) the audience and might well come to blows... |
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| Schoolroom Sketch by tlc Creative |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 6. Minimum total without doubling = 6. Chorus. Pantomime dame (Male playing female) and class of children (of any age!) |
| Run Time | Around 15 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Sketch extract from English Pantomime - knockabout clowning and wordplay |
| Synopsis | A teacher contends with a disruptive class! |
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Sleeping Beauty [10 Minute Version] by Jonathan Edgington
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| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 9. Minimum total without doubling = 11. No chorus. We've assumed that all the fairies are female and that the King is male, but it's a pantomime, and you can make your own mind up as to who plays what. |
| Run Time | Around 11 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Short British pantomime in prose. (No songs, but the production notes include an alternative ending which suggests a song.) |
| Synopsis | In this bite-sized panto, the King and Queen invite several fairies to Princess Courtney's christening, but one bad fairy places a curse on the young royal. |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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Snow White and the Other Seven Dwarves by Sarah Cowan
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| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 9. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 21. Minimum total without doubling = 25. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 20 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | Musical suggestions listed in the Producer's Copy of the script Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | Full-class sized junior school play. Lots of song and dance opportunities. |
| Synopsis | The original Seven Dwarves have gone off to form a boy band. Their replacements are chosen via a dwarf talent contest. Meanwhile, Snow White has apple seller trouble again, and a handsome prince must be found. |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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| Snow White and the Poisoned Grape by Dominique Vaughan |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 17. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 20 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | The dwarves perform a rap (lyrics embedded in the script, no music supplied) and there is a song to the tune of 'What shall we do with a Drunken Sailor?' Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | Short, one-act play for children. No specific set requirements, few props. (Might fit in a pantomime slot for kids - it has some of the themes, but lacks some panto stock characters.) |
| Synopsis | Thanks to a shortage of fruit in the castle, the Wicked Queen is forced to enchant a grape to do away with Snow White. Luckily for our heroine, the cat keeps sitting on the spellbooks so things don't work out the way the Queen wanted. And sadly for the handsome Prince, in this version of the tale Jack and his friend the Giant from the beanstalk find Snow White first and wake her with a kiss. The giant becomes the seventh dwarf and Snow White marries Jack, leaving the Prince to head of in search of another Princess to marry. |
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| A Stranger's Guide to Panto by Leo Finn |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 6. Minimum total without doubling = 8. No chorus. The numbers in the cast depend on how you deal with the dragon (two people, one person or one doubling with the villain.) Most of the roles - except the Heroine and, because this is panto, the Hero, are written male. |
| Run Time | Around 12 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Short (sketch-length) narrated British pantomime. Simple to stage (single set) give or take the dragon. |
| Synopsis | A quick review of the major points of that most peculiarly British of shows, the Pantomime. A show that explains comedy through comedy. |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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