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'Here I Sit All Alone, I Think I'll Play My Xylophone' by Martin Alcock - additional information.

'Here I Sit All Alone, I Think I'll Play My Xylophone' by Martin Alcock
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Period and Geography
Location: England. Time Period: Now
Settings and Set Complexity
Number of Sets: 1
Setting: A Room
Set Requirements: Practical Doors/Windows and Elaborate Set Dressing
The script includes characters in the following age range(s):
21 to 35
36 to 50
51 to 65
Over 65
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Swearing rate: 6 rude words per thousand
We have identified the following types of language in the text:
Sexual swearwords
Offensive names for body parts
Mild swearwords
Potential blasphemy
Sexual slurs
In addition to the text, the "Producer's Copy" of the Script includes the following:
A list of the required properties
A synopsis of the plot
Descriptions of the characters
A description of the set requirements
Miscellaneous notes from the author
A full length drama, with a single (theatre dressing room) setting.
Once famous comedy duo Wild and Wooley have been relegated to dead end provincial panto. They are excited to learn that their new agent has negotiated a possible television show for them when their erstwhile, crooked agent turns up - to rain on their parade with secrets from the past. They deal with his blackmail in a surprisingly shocking way, after which they are able to come to terms with the past and go forward to a brighter future.


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