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'Here I Sit All Alone, I Think I'll Play My Xylophone' by Martin Alcock - additional information.


'Here I Sit All Alone, I Think I'll Play My Xylophone' by Martin Alcock
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Period and Geography
Location: England. Time Period: Now
Settings and Set Complexity
Number of Sets: 1
Setting: A Room
Set Requirements: Practical Doors/Windows and Elaborate Set Dressing
The script includes characters in the following age range(s):
21 to 35
36 to 50
51 to 65
Over 65
 Language Advisory:Help
Swearing rate: 6 rude words per thousand
We have identified the following types of language in the text:
Sexual swearwords
Offensive names for body parts
Mild swearwords
Potential blasphemy
Sexual slurs
In addition to the text, the "Producer's Copy" of the Script includes the following:
A list of the required properties
A synopsis of the plot
Descriptions of the characters
A description of the set requirements
Miscellaneous notes from the author
Style:
A full length drama, with a single (theatre dressing room) setting.
Synopsis:
Once famous comedy duo Wild and Wooley have been relegated to dead end provincial panto. They are excited to learn that their new agent has negotiated a possible television show for them when their erstwhile, crooked agent turns up - to rain on their parade with secrets from the past. They deal with his blackmail in a surprisingly shocking way, after which they are able to come to terms with the past and go forward to a brighter future.

 
 

 
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