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'Oh No It Isn't!' by Sharon Hulm, Geoff Rogers & Vera Rogers - songs and additional information.

'Oh No It Isn't!' by Sharon Hulm, Geoff Rogers & Vera Rogers
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The following songs are suggestions; other songs may be used at the discretion of the production. Performance rights for the script do not include rights for songs.
Song #Song
1You Can’t Stop The Beat (Music: Marc Shaiman. Lyrics: Scott Wittman & Marc Shaiman. From: Hairspray)
2I’ll Put A Spell On You (Jay Hawkins & Bette Midler)
3Dance With Me Tonight (Olly Murs, Claude Kelly & Steve Robson. Sung By: Olly Murs)
4I Can Be Your Hero Baby (Enrique Iglesias, Paul Michael Barry & Mark Taylor. Sung By: Enrique Iglesias)
5Ain’t No Mountain High Enough (Nickolas Ashford & Valerie Simpson)
6I Need A Hero (Dean Pitchford & Jim Steinman. Sung By: Bonnie Tyler)
7Jar Of Hearts (Christina Perri, Drew Lawrence & Barrett Yeretsian. Sung By: Christina Perri)
8Star Girl (Carter, Emery, Fletcher, Perry, Poynter, Jones & Judd. Sung By: McFly)
9A Thousand Years (David Hodges & Christina Perri. Sung By: Christina Perri)
10You Can Do Magic (Russ Ballard)
11There Is Nothing Like a Dame (Music: Richard Rodgers. Lyrics: Oscar Hammerstein II. From: Alternative Lyrics: Vera Rogers)
Period and Geography
Location: a fictitious country. Time Period: Timeless
Settings and Set Complexity
Number of Sets: 8
Setting: Kitchen, Office, Prison Cells, Backstage, Street, A Room and Front-of-Curtain
Set Requirements: Furniture Only
The script includes characters in the following age range(s):
Unspecified ages
13 to 16
 Language Advisory:Help
Swearing rate: less than 1 known rude word per thousand.
We have identified the following types of language in the text:
Mild swearwords
In addition to the text, the "Producer's Copy" of the Script includes the following:
A list of the required properties
A list of the suggested songs
A synopsis of the plot
Revue (sketch show) with a pantomime theme! (One sketch contains mild swearing.)
Seventeen comedy sketches, including
- Ministry Of Pantomimes
- The Wrong Props
- Before The Ball
- Summing Up For The Plaintiff
- Let Sleeping Princesses Lie
- Am I A Prince?
- The Naked Cow (parts 1 and 2)
-Good Morning Pantoland
- My Stepmother Tried To Kill Me
- After The Ball
- Dame Academy


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