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'The Parrots Of Penzance' by Andrew Yates - songs and additional information.

'The Parrots Of Penzance' by Andrew Yates
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The following songs are suggestions; other songs may be used at the discretion of the production. Performance rights for the script do not include rights for songs.
Song #Song
1There Is Nothing Like a Ferret (Based on There Is Nothing Like A Dame, by Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein)
2Expert Ornithologist (Based on Major-General’s Song, by W.S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan.)
3I’m So Excited (Trevor Lawrence and The Pointer Sisters)
4The Floral Dance (Katie Moss)
Period and Geography
Location: England. Time Period: Timeless
Settings and Set Complexity
Number of Sets: 3
Setting: 'Other Location'
Set Requirements: Customised Furniture
The script includes characters in the following age range(s):
Unspecified ages
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In addition to the text, the "Producer's Copy" of the Script includes the following:
A list of the required properties
A list of the suggested songs
Descriptions of the characters
A description of the set requirements
A full length pantomime.
Dame Patsy’s seriously unhygienic Cornish Pasty factory is under threat as ferreter Bill arrives to deal with the vermin problem. Meanwhile wreckage from a ship wreck reveals Edmundo and Consuela, two valuable giant Peruvian parrots and the race to capture them descends into hilarious panto fun.


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