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'Calamity Dame - A Wild West Panto' by Tracy Canavan-Smith - songs and additional information.

'Calamity Dame - A Wild West Panto' by Tracy Canavan-Smith
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The following songs are suggestions; other songs may be used at the discretion of the production. Performance rights for the script do not include rights for songs.
Song #Song
1Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin' (Music: Richard Rodgers. Lyrics: Oscar Hammerstein. From: Oklahoma. Alt Lyrics: Tracy Canavan-Smith)
2Ghost Town (Jerry Dammers. Sung By: The Specials. Alternative Lyrics: Tracy Canavan-Smith)
3Anything Goes (Cole Porter)
4The Deadwood Stage (Whip-Crack-Away!) (Sammy Fain & Paul Francis Webster. From: Calamity Jane. Alternative Lyrics: Tracy Canavan-Smith)
5YMCA (Jacques Morali & Henri Belolo. Sung By: The Village People)
6Get Me To The Church On Time (Music: Frederick Loewe. Lyrics: Alan Jay Lerner. Alternative Lyrics: Mr David Cooper)
7Is This The Way To Amarillo (Neil Sedaka & Howard Greenfield. Sung By: Tony Christie)
8All That Jazz (Music: John Kander. Lyrics: Fred Ebb. From: Chicago)
9Woman In Love (Barry & Robin Gibb. Sung By: Barbara Streisand. )
10I Got Rhythm (Music: George Gershwin. Lyrics: Ira Gershwin. Alternative Lyrics: Tracy Canavan-Smith)
11Five Little Speckled Frogs (Traditional)
12Up Where We Belong (Jack Nitzsche, Buffy Sainte-Marie & Will Jennings. Sung By: Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes )
13Oklahoma (Music: Richard Rodgers. Lyrics: Oscar Hammerstein. From: Oklahoma. Alt Lyrics: Tracy Canavan-Smith)
Period and Geography
Location: USA. Time Period: 19th Century
Settings and Set Complexity
Number of Sets: 4
Setting: Cafe/Bar/Restaurant, Wilderness and 'Other Location'
Set Requirements: Backdrops/simple flats and Practical Doors/Windows
The script includes characters in the following age range(s):
Unspecified ages
 Language Advisory:Help
Swearing rate: less than 1 known rude word per thousand.
We have identified the following types of language in the text:
Mild swearwords
Racist language
In addition to the text, the "Producer's Copy" of the Script includes the following:
A list of the required properties
A list of the suggested songs
Descriptions of the characters
British pantomime (jokes, far-fetched plot, outrageous characters, cross dressing, magical creatures, that sort of thing), but set in the Wild West.
The inhabitants of Big Gulp are desperate for the Railroad to come through their town and put it on the map, but the Indian Chief wants the land protected to save the legendary Big Gulp Bunny, whose access to the Feeding Grounds would be disrupted by the train line. The scheming Frankston Frugal of the Railroad company arrives with his legal documents and gets everyone to sign, but are they giving away more than they know? Calamity's beautiful sister knows the truth and must enlist the help of the Sheriff, the Chief, Calamity and the BGB himself to defeat the villain.


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