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'Lord of the Mince Pies' by Ashley Smith - songs and additional information.

'Lord of the Mince Pies' by Ashley Smith
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The following songs are suggestions; other songs may be used at the discretion of the production. Performance rights for the script do not include rights for songs.
Song #Song
1God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (Traditional)
2In The Bleak Midwinter (Traditional)
3We Wish You A Merry Christmas (Traditional)
Period and Geography
Location: England. Time Period:
Settings and Set Complexity
Number of Sets: 3
Setting: Meeting Room, Stage and 'Other Location'
Set Requirements: Backdrops/simple flats and Multiple locations in one set
The script includes characters in the following age range(s):
Unspecified ages
 Language Advisory:Help
We have not identified any instances of bad language in the text.
(However we are not omniscient. We therefore invite you to read the text on-line.)
In addition to the text, the "Producer's Copy" of the Script includes the following:
A list of the required properties
A list of the suggested songs
Comedy melodrama for kids - with a gruesome flavour! Alternates between full-stage sets and front-of-curtain scenes. Simple props.
An outbreak of Tebbit's Disease (which turns teachers insane and mean) coincides with a heavy fall of snow, cutting off St Hippocampus' school (from the village of Chipping King Edwards). The teachers' nerves are at breaking point, supplies are low and now the roads are cut off by snow! What will the teachers do for food?
(If you need a clue, it is likely that the teachers are familiar with Jonathan Swift's 'A Modest Proposal'...)


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